Sept. 22, 2007

Do you see that windowsill?


I totally didn'ts put the bitey on it. I promise! Looks into my golden innocent eyes!
(bys the way, Belle is totally stealing my bloggie today!!!)

I mean if you look reals carefully, you can see Napoleon is trying not to look Momma in the eye. That meezer face is really saying he dids it! He tolds me so too.

Hey! I dids no such things you big liars!! Momma you knows I didn'ts do it, right??

Um, Momma you beens reading his bloggies stuff and he says he totally wants to takes over the world and do whatever he cans to get back at you foor going on long trips all the time. So who do you thinks dids the damage? Sweet Innocent Belle, or Evil World Domination Mastermind Napoleon??

Kids, I think I'm staying out of this one....

Yeah, you alls know she believed me and nots Napoleon. I'm a precious girly kitty, so I'ms always right.

No, Momma didn't want to talk abouts it cause she is planning on a another trip! And she nose that if I nose it she is goings away again, I is gonna have to put the bitey on alots of things.

Wait,huh, what? Momma you isn't going no wheres is you? Sweet pathetic me can'ts live with these rough boys withouts you!! You can'ts go no where, or I shall haves to do some biteyings of my own!!!!

Sounds like Momma is going away till the 4th. She says she is gonna try and let us blog once in awhiles while she be gone...but I don'ts believe her. If you wants us to visit your bloggie while Momma is away, you has to leave us a comment, so we can track back to yours bloggie, cause otherwise I'll have to put the bitey on your bloggies. Evil Meezer Domination Mastermind away....

Sept. 20, 2007

Were you looking for us?


Well, you found us! hehe. We loves to cram all together lots. Momma says thats gonna be a problem in a whiles, when me and Belle gets too bigs. What? We can'ts get too big...thats impossible!!! We will gets just right when we is grown.

PS. Belle is a chunky monkeys!!!!

You Are Chunky Monkey Ice Cream

Truthfully, you're too spazzy to be chunky - you cheeky monkey!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Momma hads a tradegy todays. Its a sad sad day for her. Here is a picture ofs why she is so sad. You can kinda tells theres something wrong with him, poor sad Momma!!



This is a picture of BearBear. Momma has had hims for 22 years. Today Momma decided to give BearBear a bath in the spinny machine. She has dones this lots of times before. Buts this times, BearBear xplodeded!! All his inner guts was all over the other laundry ands not insides him where it was suppose to be. Now he is flats like a pancake and Momma doesn'ts know yet what to do. She thinks she should gets him new guts and try to fix his ruptured side. Buts she isn't too goods with the sewings, so she's gots to thinks about it. Poor BearBear, don'ts feel bad...Mommas gonna figures it our eventuallys.

Sept 19, 2007

We is sooo very busy busy busy!



We don'ts even have time for a post todays. But we will do a reel posted tomorrows, and we wills doo all of our visitings and catchings up with you all tomorrow.

Sept. 17, 2007

Who is this? I wonder.



This kitty was abandoneded by some bad beans. Abouts a little over a year ago, he was a cute kittens and he lived in a house downs the street from Momma. One day, his owners packed up. They didn't looks too much for their outdoor kitty, cause he was stayings in the neighboorhood and if theyd looked they wood have seen him. Now he lives in the forest behinds the houses. He knows ours Momma is a sucker for kitties and she alreadys feeds ones that aren't hers. So he knows she won't chase him off. He comes everdays and eats with Momma's other kitties.

Momma was feedings the kitties in the fronts of the house, but the local doggies were coming everyday and eatings too much of the food...so she sets it up now on the porch. The railings are too narrows for a doggie to gets through...but the kitties can fit just fines or they cans jump over the railings. Momma sets up the food right in fronts of the glass door so we cans watch the kitties and we really likes that. We isn't jealous, we likes to play games with them throughs the glass. Momma also thinks this adandonded meezer mights be my daddy. We has the same spot of whites on our nose and we kindas look similiar, I guessed its possible he could be. Though he is mostly browns and I is mostlys in the grey spectums.

Sept. 15, 2007

Hunter really enjoys his Gizzy Quilt!



We talks with our newest bests friend and her momma said it was a-ok to tells you who she is! She is Poppy Q!! She ands her momma is the one that sents us that great lookings Gizzy Quilt! We loves her sooo much for beings such a greats kitty and persons! Pop into her bloggie and say hi's to her!! You'll really like hers onces you meet her!!


I have been tagged by the Mighty Yao-Lin for a Meme: Seven Things About Me!
The guidelines for this tag:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules
2. Write some facts about yourself: some random, some weird, some just plain fun.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them)
4. Let those 7 people know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.

The challenge is to keep it interesting without making the reader think “Um, too much information…”

1. We has never dones a meme before! This bloggie has been passed from bean to kitty for well overs a year, and somehows we hasn't never done a meme before!

2. I, Napoleon, controls most of what happens. Here in the bloggie and in the house!

3. Momma says I has to share, I do not agree. I is a mighty Meezer! I see somethings, it is mine. I see my brofur, Hunter, playings with something...it is mine. I see momma nibbling on something, it is mine. I finks you see the pattern.

4. I has never potty outsides the litterbox even ons the first days here! However, I have helped to teach Belle, my sisfur, how to go potty in the box...but leave special "drops" all over the places. This is fun for us kitties, and good punishments for our momma whens she leaves us alone too much.

5. I has a teeny tiny kinks in my tail! You cants see it, but if you is pettings me you can feel its.

6. I gets red eye, even whens there is no camera. I practices in the mirrors all day just so I can freak outs my momma. I am startings to practice laser eyes next, but nots having any successes yet.

7. I plan to join up with all my meezer brethern all overs the world soon. We shall enslaves the human race and makes them serve us fresh tunas and tempytasiuns all the time. We haven'ts set a date yet for our rebellions but we is totally gonna works on it as soon as we finish destroyings your houses when you isn't looking.

The kitties we wants to tag:
Poppy Q of course!
The Kitties over at 40 Paws
Luxor the whitest of boys
Tara Princess Meezer but she alreadys got tagged.
We thinks we only has 3 that hasn't been tagged...buts that hard enough to finds, if we didn't tag you and you hasn't already dones this...then we tags you now! Your IT!!

Late night dance

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Sept 14, 2007

This is just going to be a picture of me, right??


Hi everybodys!! Just incase you missed me divebombings all your bloggies to brags about it...I, Napoleon, was the Daily Kitten yesterdays (9-13-07)! Did you know, we hads about 2200 visitors in one day????? Thats a freakin amazing! Its too bads I didn'ts have more warnings I was gonna be featured or I would have sets up my world dominations plan. Think of that 2200 new minions to spread my cuteness arounds the world!! Sigh its ok...Momma has been workings really really hards lately tryings to get a super cute photo of me for Cute Overload. I feels that with the super popularity of that website...if I could gets on there, I woulds have the world dominations in my little paws!! And I isn't sharing with my brofur or my sistur!!!

I has lots to talk about this week...and I didn'ts get around to all of it...so look for another saturday special post tomorrow. Wowwies you all is so lucky, you got two extra doses of me in one week!!!!

Sept 13, 2007

We can'ts believe it!!!!


Our wonderfully cute self is on the Daily Kitten website!
As you can tells, I need to sleep lots so I can be all ready for my adoring public! Oh yes, I is the cutest kitten in the land...well, at least for todays! Meow!
Look for my normally scheduled blog post tomorrow...I just had to butt in to tell everyone!!! YEAH ME!! I is going to rule the world one day, and I have to start my cute powered conquest one website at a time...My brother,Hunter, is helping me already, he was Kat's Kat of the Day sometime in the month ofJune.
Our next plan of attack involves an adorable picture....we must creates one sooo overwhelmingly cute thats we gets on momma's second favorite site Cute Overload Onces we gets on that site, theres will be no stopping us! mwaaahaaahaaa!!!

Sept. 12, 2007

Not my kitties...but close to what they do when the stinky goodness comes!!


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Sept. 10, 2007

Going nuts for our Holiday Gizzy Quilt!



This blur you sees is Hunter going nutty for his Gizzy Quilt made by the lady at Darling Millie's blog . Our momma is suffering a deficiet of the green papers, but a lovely fellow kitty blogger chose to send us this wonderful quilt!! We was so surprised and happy!!! We isn't gonna posted her name, till we asks her if its ok first. But she knows how happys we is and how wonderfuls we and our momma thinks she is!!!

Alsos we wanted to takes a minutes here and tell each and every person and kitty thanks for the greats comments and supports you gave our momma for her story writting! We knows momma loved hers time on the computer and the writings, and we may let her have access to the computers again sometimes, if we needs her help wif another story. :)

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 3

What the human's saw while HRH Yao-lin was away!!

Please scroll down to Sept.7, 2007 Part 1 for the beginning of this tale.

HRH Yao-lin had left a path of destruction back at his palace, and his smelly little brother Baby Mao was helpless to deny he was the source. It wasn't Mao's fault he couldn't stop from playing with the toilet paper his brother had conveniently left trailing right to him! After all, he too was a meezer with a passion for all things destructive and devious.
So while Mao played with the evidence, HRH Yao-lin was secretly stealing down the road. He knew his mission to find his forgotten Meezer Princess was a difficult one, but he was beginning to remember more about her. She was a creature of unparallelled beauty and great fashion sense. Yao-lin had recovered the one picture of her from his naughty thieving brother. And he could not stop thinking of her now.


Behold the seductively mysterious Meezer Princess !

Yao-lin's great mind began remembering more as he silently paraded past lesser beings some furry, some feathered, and some untrained humans who attempted to pet him. He quickly showed these ones all of his mighty claws and dashed past them before they could prevent him from finding his beloved Meezer Princess.
Yao-lin knew she was here somewhere on the Island of Wight. At one time, they had been destined to be together..but a little nip had gone a long way to banishing her from his thoughts. But no more! Now was the time to find his great love!
HRH Yao-lin was starting to wonder though if all this tromping through uncouth sections of the city was worth the trouble. There were so many untrained humans attempting to get in his way, and there was only so many hands and arms one royal kitty could scratch in one day! Just as his determination began to give way to thoughts of returning to his warm, comfortable, safe palace Yao-lin spotted her!! There was the glorious Meezer Princess!! And now he remembered her name! Royal Princess Jinxi! Oh the beautiful sounds of her name leapt from his mouth as he yowled outside her palace! She was sitting in the windowsill, looking down her regal nose at him when a joyful expression creeped over her fine furry face.
Her Royal Princess Jinxi meowled out loud " Get your very late royal tush in here, I've got some all natural fat free organic yogurt and I don't know if I can eat it all myself."
HRH Yao-lin didn't need a second invitation, but he realised something at that moment as he stopped to groom himself before entering her royal presence. His evil human slaves had given him the hooha ectomy surgery long ago!! Oh the shame! This was why he hadn't gotten around to begatting any royal heirs...those humans had stopped that!
Ahhh, but love knows no rythm or reason...and a cuddle with a lovely Meezer Princess such as Jinxi was just as wonderful or even better then having a bunch of mewling little heirs running around. So HRH Yao-lin sauntered up the walkway and into her palace, informing her human that she needed to tell his human where he was. This human was not use to HRH Yao-lin's speech...but enough yowlings and a little claw action got the point across. And Yao-lin and Jinxi cuddled until his human came to retrieve him. He would never forget her now, nor how to get to her when his royalness needed a little snuggling.

THE END

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 2

Thinking of his missing Meezer Princess



Please scroll down to the post labeled Sept. 7 2007 part 1 to read the first part of this story.

HRH Yao-lin had thought long and hard about how to punish his humans. He began a path of destruction unheard of in its creativity and completeness throughout the palace. The stunned expressions and woeful hearts that his humans carried with them were only the beginning, for there was also a stinky surprise outside of the royal litterbox, and it was carefully covered by the scratching motions that pulled the bathroom rug out of the bathroom and over the top of the stinkyness!! Mwaaahaaaa! The shredded toilet paper path that lead from the bathroom to the stinky mess extended down the hallway and Yao-lin decided to get back at Baby Mao at the same time, so he carefully let the trail end at Mao's favorite napping spot! Teach him to steal HRH's things!!!
HRH Yao-lin sauntered off secure in the knowledge that his punishments for his humans and his brother was complete, for today. However, that left him still saddened by the knowledge that his perfect glorious Meezer Princess was out there, lost and all alone. How could she have survived without his brilliant plots and plans, his creative control over humans? Maybe she had been forced to think that she -The Royal Meezer Princess- was *gasp* a lowly pet?!!
Oh the whoas and moans that fell down around HRH Yao-lin as his humans discovered each of his carefully chosen punishments could not distract him from his sadness at losing his beautiful MP. He had already sent out a letter, he had found her picture, but he was still no closer to finding her.
So with heavy heart Yao-lin decided to forgo his pampered life and step outdoors. The sights,sounds,and smells were slightly familiar as he had taken some small strolls around his royal gardens before, however this was not to be a leisurely romp through the flowers. No, it was time to put all his incredible smarts into finding his lost Meezer Princess. HRH Yao-lin put his sleek body into motion and gracefully leaped the fence that the stupid humans had thought would keep him contained. His powerful paws barely touched the top of the fence as he bounced off and down to the cement outside his palace.

Will write and post more later in the day....stay tooned for the exciting conclusion to HRH Yao-lin's story.

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 1

Bow Down to His Royal Highness Yao-lin!



Today's blog is written in story format by the Momma in honor of HRH Yao-lin

Once in a land not too distant from here, there was a fine young meezer male named Yao-lin. He was the last in a long line of Royal Meezers, but he didn't intend to end his royal line. Somewhere along the way he had lost his Princess and Yao-lin awoke one lazy afternoon to the sudden realization he had put off his search for Her Royalness for far too long.
His Royal Highness decided to send out a message far and wide in the hopes of hearing from his lost Princess.
" To all cats of royal and lesser birth, (the letter said)
There comes a time in a Royal Cat's life when he realises he needs to stop sniffing the roses or the nip so much, and get down to the business of begatting a heir. I know I had a royal Princess, but somehow I misplaced her. I think that its the fault of the human slaves, but they aren't owning up to their responsibilities in this matter.
Therefore I will offer a reward for news that leads to my beautiful Princess, one hundred pounds of international high grade nip.
Signed, Your King and Mighty Ruler Yao-lin"

Once the letter hit the internet there was much interest, but sadly no one could come forward with true facts about the missing Royal Princess. Infact, HRH Yao-lin wasn't too sure about his memory and started digging around his own royal house for information.
He was startled to come upon a picture of his royal bride to be, but the picture was in his brother's hideyhole! Obviously Baby Mao didn't know that Yao-lin knew all of Mao's hiding spots!!! Oh the hissing started right away, but Mao told his brother he knew nothing of the Princess, infact, he had found the picture of the beautiful Meezer Princess in the human slaves possesion and had stolen it because he was half in love with her, just from the picture!
Yao-lin decided to accept that for now, but he had much to think about. HRH had to come up with a way to punish the humans for hiding his beloved's picture. Those lowly humans were the reason he had forgotten about her for so long! What if something had happened to her while he was nipped out, passing the days away in a nip-fog??

I (the Momma) am having such a great time writing this, that I will post this now, and think up the next segement to post later in the day, hope you all enjoy it so far!!

Sept 5, 2007

Momma looked all over before she found us!


ummm We're totally innocent, not kanoodling!!!!



These are pictures of me and Belle snuggling. Momma has a big blue laundry hamper that she puts all the clothes she doesn't wear or doesn'ts like and when the hamper is all fulls, she donates it. We finks its a great hideout!!
Todays Mini Meezer rule: When your beans are away, destroy destroy destroy! Mwahahaha!!!!!
Nows, on to our Noncontest Contest winner! The winner is
HRH Yao-Lin as he came up with many things fors us to do while momma was away. Infact, we's likeded the ideas so much that we actually dids alot of them!
First we decideded that even though we have always ignored the toilet paper before, now would be a greats time to unroll the entire thing all over the bathroom! Thens we decided to track litter everywhere...on momma's bedspread, on her pillow, all over the house! hehehe Finally we decided to rearranged the rugs and then as an after thoughts we pulled one of the parts of the blinds off. This blinds if for the sliding glass door ands each one is on a seperates plastic connector...so we just selecteded one at random ands pulled. It gave in eventually and tumbled down! And the bested parts is that its plasticy connector is broken now and she can'ts put it back ups ever!yippie!!! We ares the rulers of this place and obviously momma hasn't truely understood this before, but we are well on ours way to training her.
Also to adds extra punishments to momma, when she got homes the firsted things she did was start cleanings our litterbox. So when momma was cleaning one of them, Belle raned into the other one and started a stinky one. Thens, she got too excited and didn't burrys it..instead she gots it stuck on her foot! She jumps out of the box and flings poo on the walls and floors before runnings across the carpet leaving stinky fun alongs the way. This was especially fun for momma who still had to puts grocerys away, clean the other litterbox, remake her bed,rewash her bedspread and pillow, put dirty clothes in the wash, refill our water dishes, try to fix the blinds, put the rugs back in the right parts of the house, throw away all the shredded toilet paper, and now start cleaning the poo from the walls,floors, and carpet at 9 o clock at night. Oh yeahs, and she hads to pet us cause we was all yowling and gettings in her way till she obeyed!

Tuesday DanceOff!

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Sept. 1, 2007

My super special post!

Momma was gone forever and a day its seems likes she is always going away. I haven't figured outs yet how to punish her, so I is starting a non-contest contest...hehe. I don'ts have no green papers to give out prizes, but the kitty or bean who gives us the bestest idea how to creatively punish momma for her absences will get a special blog post written by us about you! We will turn our blog it a online types newspaper and make a story all abouts you...so get thinking, and write in the comments section a good idea to mess with our momma. You have until Sept. 3rd to put in your ideas, and on the fourth I wills pick the winner and then later that week I wills write the special story! So get working!!

August 27, 2007

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS

Momma forgot to tell ewes all on fridays that she would be gone for a week. She will return on the 3rd or 4th and I will hafs a special post. She plans on stopping in at home on Tuesday and Friday, to clean our litterboxes and maybe even bring us another new one, litterbox, not kitty! Momma says I hafs to practices my spellings cause fridays post was just awful grammers and spellings. Sigh. I will try and then I will be back when she gets home agains.

August 24, 2007

This is me on my first day here


And this is me today!



I told momma to take a photo of me todays, so ewe could see how growed up I is getting. If ewe looks real careful on my first day heres, ewe can see my face markings are barely even there! Ewes can see the white patch on my cheek and chin, but the rests has been getting darker as I gets older. I still has the teeny tiny kink in my tail, but I fink as my tail gets longer I might out grown the kink? Momma doesn't know, so shes nose help to mes today. Have a happy weekend and stay safes all you beans and critters, sees ewe on moonday.

A flower for friday enjoyment....

August 22, 2007

A trio of kitties.


Momma almost forgot what day it was, she wasn't gonna let me into the computer room so I could do my blogging!

Well, as you can tell from this photo my new sister and I are doing ok. Hunter is as always, just relaxing and not careing who moves into our house. Sigh! Momma thinks that the little intruder might be my actual biological sister? She says that the people who she got me from had 5-6 kittens and 2 others where like me and a couple were black or maybe black and white. I'm not sure...I was pretty little. Either way, I certainly do not remember intruder girl.

Momma says I need to stop calling her "the intruder" and start calling her by her name, Belle. But I thinks thats a fru-fru name. I like Hissy-Face or Intruder much better. Or I could call her Nutty the intruder girl...oh fine mom, Belle is her name...geesh.

Anyway, Belle is a real nutty girl. When the red dot maker comes out to play, Hunter goes afters it like he's gonna catch and put the bitey on the dot. He runs over any kitty or thing in his path too! I only like to play with it if Hunter isn't chasing it. He goes flat out like a herd of elephants! Serious! You can hear him running up and down the hallway even ifs you is outside! I likes to watch the red dot, and slowly gets ready to pounce when it gets close enough. Hunter barrels around after it, over every inch of the house. Now, Belle, is just like Hunter! She goes all nutty and its really funnys to watch her. She just goes flat outs and trys so hard to catch that dot. Its kinda sad, buts none of us has ever caughts the red dot. Whats up with that? Is it a magic dot??? I demand the right to pounce and catchs it and put the bitey on it!!

August 20, 2007

Big Brother is a great comfort.

Not sure if I've run this picture before, but I love it cause they look so cute together! This is from the first week or so when Napoleon joined our family.

Well, lots is happening here. The girl intruder is making her presence felt. She stinkies up the potty room alot, cause some reason she doesn't bury....ewwww!!!! Wes gots to teach that girl!
Momma is getting crushed now at bedtimes. I can't waits till we is all full grown. Theres no way shes gonna be able to move then! Momma sleeps on her side, and when we all hears her going to bed, we thunder down the hall way and jumps on top! Hunter likes to curl up on her hip, and I likes to curl up on her shoulder sos I can stuff my nose in her ear and purrrrrr real louds! Girl intruder hasn't found her spot yets. But she mainly shoves herself right up near Momma's face and smooshed down next to the teddy bear. The intruder purrs real loud, and I is purring real loud and Momma can'ts get to sleep...hehehe. We probably spend about 20 minutes getting all our purrs in before we finally drop off to sleep...course thats about the time momma gets uncomfortable and tryings to roll over. Well then we has to get woked up and we all have to rearranges our selves. And wake up time is a repeat...its so much fun when Momma sleeps at home!

August 18, 2007

Momma wanted to share this site with you all, cause its got a picture of a kitty that looks alot like me, and has my same name!!!!

http://www.dailykitten.com/archives/1242-napolean.html

August 17, 2007

A blurry photo


Momma came home briefly to clean the litterboxes, whooo glad she did!! With the new intruder here, its a stinky place in just 2 days! Momma uploaded a blurry photo, but wanted to snap a quick one to show me and the intruder are getting along just fine now. After I stopped hissing at her, she stopped hissing at me...and well Hunter just never cared either way. He's a real push over, which is I guess is good for me, cause I was the invader a few months ago, lol. Anyway,this female intruder is gonna get a name real soon, momma seems dead set on keeping hers or at least keeping her till she finds her a good forever home, so no more of the little intruder being outside. She even broughts flea stuff home on her special stop over. Now we all stink, but at least the fleas should be deads when momma comes home on Sunday. The girly is a real sly one, everytime Momma comes home or near her or anything...the intruder runs up to her meowing and beggin to be petted and cuddled. Momma is making sure to spread the loves around, but I'm keeping my eye on this tuxie girly intruder.

August 15, 2007

Play/sleep/play


My mini-meezer rule: Sleep during the day often so you have enough energy to play kitty-sprints-across-momma at 3 am.


This is momma's Blog Anniversery! Here is the link to her very first post!

http://petspics.blogspot.com/2006/08/this-is-first-post.html

The momma lady is stealing most of the the blog today.


Alot has changed since I first started blogging. Of the pets I had last year, Empress Tao and Ceasar are the only ones who are still with me. I've had Empress Tao for 4 years now, and Ceasar for 3.

Cody, the pomeranian, found a forever home but then ran away twice. The first time his family was able to get him back after a visit to the humane shelter but the second time could not find him despite searching for an extensive time.

Rajjah, was born and raised here. But due to an evil neighbors dog was lost in the woods and never returned.

MeiLin hurt her leg very badly and desperately needed very expensive surgery. I wasn't able to pay for it and was considering putting her to sleep to end her suffering. At the last possible minute, the vet arrainged for MeiLin to get the surgery...but I had to agree to sign her over. It was a difficult time for me, but I knew that I would rather MeiLin have life, even if I could no longer be a part of it. She made it through surgery and got a new forever home. I miss her very much and look back at my photos of her. It seems very surprising to me that she was with me for less then a year as she had made such a huge impact on my heart.

MeiLin's companion, Cashmere Hunter Growlypants, is still with me and is adjusting to life with his new little brother Napoleon. Both of my boys are concerned about my intentions to open my home to a new invader. I have a big heart when it comes to pets, and if I won the lottery I would build a house with a ton of rooms so I could adopt all the kitties in need. But for now, I have to really look at the financial impact of adding another kitty. For sure Napoleon needs his shots and his upcoming neuter. A girl kitty's operation always costs more, and she would have to have her shots too I'm sure. 5 kitties isn't too many, right?

I, Napoleon, am taking back this bloggie right now!
I think 5 kitties is too many!! Momma let the intruder back in the house again. She is a pretty girl, but I hiss at her alot especially when I see MY momma cuddling her. Last year momma thought having 4 kitties would be financially hard, but she got over that when she got her little raise. I'm trying to tell her that the green papers aren't endless, but she don't listen. I still want a kitty hammock, waaaaaay more then I wants an annoying little hissy sister.

Momma has to go away again till sunday, but says she might post something while she is away, of the kittens that live at Grandma's and Great's house. Those kittens are not coming home with her, I hope.

August 13, 2007

Who is this??


I could nots believe my eyes! Momma let another kitty into our house?? Who is this little tuxie girl and why is she on MY bed?? I growled and hissed alot! Hunter didn't seem to mind that there was an intruder! I can't believe how easy going he is. Geesh! Thats why I is in charge of this place. I rule the house and momma better not forget! Momma said maybe in a year I would get a sister...I knows that she said that. But right now? I don't know about that!
Momma says someone lost this girl kitty. I says good, let her stay lost! I do not want a sister yet, she will steal the best sleeping spots and she purrs too loudly. Momma says, she put an ad on craigslist and will see if anyone claims her. Right now this kitty is an outdoor kitty, she is hanging around and if no one calls to say this is theirs, momma thinks she is gonna bring her inside with us. Ummmm,momma, you knows I adore you...but I also rule this house with an iron paw. I makes the rules, and I'm makings the rule of no girl kitties allowed!!

August 10, 2007

Feeling Fine Feline Friday



Momma had to drag the rug sucking monster out today, so she put her pretty rug on the back of the chair. My brother, Hunter, thought that it was a perfect addition to his favorite perch. He was not very happy when momma put it back on the floor. But at the moment of this pic, he was definetly feeling fine.

Thanks to all who helped me with my upcoming anxiety about the hoo haa ectomy. I don't know about this "vet" person who makes momma bring you to him in a personal prison box. I think he's got some evil mastermind plan. I shall have to plot and plan about this alot as I still have 2 more months. I am enjoying my manly bits while I have them, even if there isn't any lady cats in the house to enjoy them with.

August 8, 2007

Wacky Wednesday


This is Kittens, yeah thats his name...lol. The relationship is kinda of hard to figures out but I'll try to explains it. My momma had a brother, he had a daughter who is named Tehya. She is 10, I thinks. Tehya loves animals and her first word was "kiki". We thinks that meant kitty. Anyway, Tehya's mom is going through a tough time right now and so Tehya is living with her other aunty and Kittens is living with Grandma and Great. So Kittens is related to us somehows, but me and Hunter is too confused to figure it outs.
The reason he is named Kittens? Well, when his momma Tehya picked him out he was just a kitten. And she was only 5 years old...so she just kept calling him Kittens, and thats how he gots his name. My momma and Grandma helped pay for him to gets his shots and his hoo haa ectomy. I'm sure Kittens was wishing they wasn't quite so generous...lol.

Momma says I gots to get one of them 'perations soon. I don't want a hoo haa ectomy. I'm pretty sure I know what that means, and I'm pretty sure thats I am attached to my little manly bits. I think momma says 2 more months. Maybe she'll get oldtimers and forgets?? I have to go and lick my little manly bits now to reassure myself they is still there...chat with you all on friday!!

August 6, 2007

I'm ready for my close up!!



Momma came back from her trip. She is exhausted as the plane trip was suppose to be over at 1 pm, but she got a call in the early morning telling her that her mother's plane wasn't coming in till 6pm. Which meant a much later coming home time. We was not amused by this. She only came out twice to pet us the whole time she was gone on her trip. We did get our way though...she bought batteries for the red dot maker!! Now we can run up and down the hallways like a thundering herd of kitties!! And when she is reluctant to play that game with us, we happen to knows where she keeps the red dot maker and we sit below it and meow, alot!
My brother, Hunter, may not be a real meezer, but he's getting the attitude just right with a little help from me! hehehe. Soon momma will sleep and we shall creep into the bedroom to resume our second favorite pasttime....sprinting across momma. It should be an olympic game!!

August 3, 2007

This is Kittens

This is Murphy


They are my mom's cats. They have been keeping me company while I take care of my grandmother at my mother's house. I have been able to stop in 2 times to change litterboxes and refill waterdishes. My kitties may have something to say when I get home...lol.

July 27, 2007

Feeling Fine Friday



Momma had to mess with this pic because of something called red eye, I don't know what that means...but I think my eyes look funny now. Oh well, at least I get to be the feeling fine feline this week. Momma says she's gonna try and get a pic of each of us kitties looking like we are chillin or feeling fine and spotlight each one on a different friday. Apparently no one has mentioned my royal heritage to her recently. I am after all, Emperor Napoleon!! I think that means I outrank my brother Ceasar, and my sister Empress Tao and of course my other brother Hunter...he doesn't have a royal name at all!! Henceforth, I should always be first in everything...even if I am the last kitty on the scene.
Momma's leaving on Saturday afternoon for her trip, and I haven't figured out if she's gonna let me type something real quick on those inbetween check-ups. She says she barely has time to empty the litterbox. I say, Momma you better bring me some good nip and treats and toys and let me have unlimited access to the so called forbidden room. I'ms tired of only gettings to blog, I wants to surf the net and find me an all royal girl kitty site to find my future love, I'm growing up fast you know! And I wants temptations and lots and lots of endless pettings when you get back...then maybes I'll forgive you.

July 25, 2007

Wrestling Wednesday



Thank you to all the kitties and beans who said I (Napoleon!)was the cutest one. And for those of you who said we were equally as cute or that Hunter was cute...well, I shall leave a steaming present for you! Mwaaahaaahaa! (lol)

Momma says she's getting ready for a trip soon. I don't know what that means, but Hunter says she goes away for a really long time and that she stops in every couple of days to empty the litter box, fill the water bowl, and importantests of all....fill the food thingie. My momma has weird business trips. She says its not feasible to stay overnight at home, but that she can steal 3 hours to come home and make sure we is ok. Plus she has the neighbor girl peek in the cat viewing window and make silly faces at us, while she is feeding the outdoor kitties everyday. WE have a special food dispenser that is really big, but the outdoor kitties don't have one cause of the 'coons. I haven't seen one of these things, but momma says they is verrrry big and eats lots of kitty food. Are they masked kitties? Why are they eating my big outdoor brother and sister's foods? Were they invited for dinner??

Anyways, momma says she'll try to post something from her momma's house where there is a momma kitty and 5 babies under the house, as well as two orange indoor/outdoor kitties. Momma stays at her momma's house when she is on her trips... I guess I'm still too little to figure out why I can't come with her. I promised to only half way terrorize the grandma's house if she would lets me come, but momma says not this time. We shall have to drag all of the toys out and leave them everywhere so that when momma stops by, she will trip on them....then she'll know she should have broughts us, well...at least me...hehehe.

PS...Momma found this and giggled hissssterically, I don't think its that funny, but you judge.

July 23, 2007

Artsy Kitty



Its not fair that my friend Luxor always gets the cute black and white photos! I messed around with a photo momma just took and I think I looks real handsome in black in white. I'm gonna add the original photo too, you decide. Course, cause my colors pretty close to black and white...its pretty similar.



My brother, Hunter, is all black so momma says black and white photos don't work for him...hehe, guess I'm best!

Eh hmmmm! Hunter breaking in here. You is not best you little stinker! I'm older, I'm bestest!!!! Momma, add a picture of me too...show everyone how handsomes and shiny I is!
Ok, kids!! Behave yourselves!!...here's a photo of Hunter..click to biggify and don't forget to comment about how shiny he is, or I'll never hear the end of it!

July 20, 2007

Feeling Fine Friday



Momma says she had it out with the "net" peoples and everything is ok now. I is really glad about that. I love my net and all the cool bloggies and fine felines out there!
As you can tell in this picture, momma is making me where a collar now. I had a really fun time trying to get it off the first time she put it on. I had to holler alot cause I could get one paw in there but then couldn't get my paw back. Momma came to my rescue but she was giggling an awful lot!
She says I have to wear it cause I is soooo small and she is tired of almost steping on me when she doesn't see me hiding around the corner or just under the bed or wherever I end up. The bells let her know I'm coming tearing down the hallway too.

Now its not fair!!! Use to be just Hunter had the bells, and I could always trick him and pounce on him...and now, he knows I'm coming. :( NO FAIR!!!!
I demand a new silent collar, I must have my stealth abilities so I can truely play hide and pounce. I use to win that game all the time!!

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So sad today~~~UPDATED~~~~



UPDATE: After going down the to local office of my internet provider, was able to find out the problems are infact being addressed and I have decided to remain a customer. Napoleon will do a regular posting on Friday. Thanks everyone!

After much problems with my stupid internet provider I am going offline. It might be awhile before I can get back online, and I definetly won't be able to add pictures to my blog until I do, but I promise when I get the opportunity at different computers I will update with little stories.

Thank you all for reading my blog and I hope to be back someday soon. Take care of your furry ones and your beans.

July 16, 2007

I love my big brother!!!


Here I am snuggled up again with my brother, Hunter. This is one of the few kinds of pictures my momma can get, because its the only time I'm not running all over the place. I've discovered its lots of fun to run across momma back and forth in the morning. Eventually she gets up, and I can attack her toes!!

My momma says I shoulds talk about some interesting things about myself that you might not know. So here is 3 things you might not knows about me:

1. I have a tiny kink in my tail.
You probably can't even see it, but when momma gives scritches and pets she says she feels it there.

2. I love cheese!!
Momma made the mistake of giving me a taste of cheese when she was cooking, now I sit under her feet when she goes in the kitchen and I let out a meow if she forgets to give me a bite!!

3. I love to jump off of stuff.
I think its super duper fun to climb up really high and jump! Momma thinks I'm a daredevil and can't believe how high I will climb. I likes to get up as high as possible and make a flying leap. I don't really jump, I hurtle myself out into space and I feel likes I am flyin!!!


And now its time to go beg my brother to play a game of hide and pounce~! See you all on wednesday!

July 13, 2007

Mom!! He's ruining my closeup!!!



Happy friday the 13th! My momma says thats a special day, but I don't know why. Anyway as you can tell in this photo, my big brother Hunter had to stick his paw infront of my face just as mom was about to take MY close up! He's my bestest bud sometimes and a royal pain in my cute tushy other times.

Mom says she finally got the internet to work, but I think she's been holding out on me so she can hog it! Anyways, next week she says she'll let me post on monday, wednesday, and friday and that she's gonna make that "our" blogging days. I don't know what all this "our" is about cause I'm the one sitting here tippity typitting all the night long while she sleeps. Ohhh, that reminds me, time to run across her face to let her know I'm still awake...hehehe
See you all on monday, be careful of the black kitties this friday the 13th...unless they are named Hunter, Grr, Cocoa,or Midnight. ;)

July 10, 2007

Tuckered out Tuesday


Sorry we didn't post yesterday, but the internet has been going down all day for the last 2 days. We are barely online right now, just enough to post this and let you know we will be posting in the future.
Enjoy the cute pic of Napoleon and Hunter snuggling together. They really love each other.
I look forward to posting more stuff later this week once they fix the connections out here.

July 8, 2007

Sleepy Sunday



Momma thanks you all for the birthday wishes while I take a nap, see you all on Monday!

July 7, 2007

I'm doing something naughty!!!


Its been hot out lately so in the evenings momma opens up all the doors and windows. Not my fault they have this wonderful new scratching post material. I have to try my new very sharp claws on them!! Momma says "hhhiiissstttt" and "hey, stop that!" Like I know what she's talking about? Its ok, eventually I stopped on my own. Peoples gots to learn who is the real rulers in the relationship, and I'm teaching mine right from the start. (p.s I gots down just fine, no worries)


Hunter lets momma pick him up and do all sort of undignified smoochy things and he lets her rub his tummy alot. I let her know right away that I'm a very aristocratic kitty. I have my furry dignity!! I only let her do those mushy things when I first wake up or right before bed time. I still like to sleep in momma's bed, but now I curl up behind her back down where Hunter sleeps too. I really love my very big brother!! I'm lucky too that Hunter seems to have lots of energy and wants to play almost as much as me. He lets me run around and pounce on him and practice all my wrestling moves on him. Momma says I bonded with him, butI don't know what that means...cause I ain't seen no glues anywhere and I wouldn't like it in my fur anyways!


It my momma's 30th birthday today 7-7-07 (thats alot of 7's!!), so anyways she says I haves to be extra special nice today as her friend is coming to visit with her two twin girls. Momma said she's gonna bring out the flashy thing and take tons of pics, but she doesn't know I plan on hiding under the bed the whole time the drooling things are here! hehehe

July 4, 2007

No more photos today Mom!!!



I have had enough photos today mom, its a holiday!! Besides you said I could look at that cute overload website to see if I'm gonna be on it some day, cause darn it, I is ador-able!!!

HAPPY 4TH Everyone!!! See you after the holiday!

July 2, 2007

Cuddle Time with Hunter, a great Big Brother!


Napolean here again, I still haven't figured out exactly how I want to spell my name...maybe Napoleon maybe Napolean. I guess it depends on if I turn into a big manly kitty or a sleek manly kitty...lol. My new momma tells me for sure I'm a boy, and I say "duh! I knew that!!" But you know peoples, they gots to talk all about stuff we already knows about.

After my second day here and fearlessly conquering the entire bedroom I was ready to step out the doorway where before I just sat there and stared down the hall.
My third day I dared to creep softly down the long hallway and peer at the kitchen and dinning room. I didn't go in either one of them, but I very quickly learned it was fun to run all the way down the hall and back again, ducking behind the bedroom door to pounce on my new favorite big brother. He tells me HE has 3 names, Cashmeer Growlypants Hunter. I asked my new momma why I only gots one name, she said give her time. Hmm, I shall have to purr viciously loud tonight to get my point across! I am conquering her by being incredible adorable, so far the plan is working...she is putty in my little bitty paws...muuuhaha!!!!

Even when I am just relaxing, my cuteness is overpowering you!!!!

June 25, 2007

My Second Day


As you can tell, in my second day I progressed from being sole ruler of the bathroom to conquering all of the master bedroom. I fearlessly encountered and won over the great and mighty big kitty who tells me his proper name is Growly Pants the mighty Hunter. I think he makes an excellent pillow! We snuggled right away and he became my new big brother. He tells me he misses his sister, MeiLin, an awful lot and that it makes it a little easier to have another part meezer in the family. My new momma talks about MeiLin too, I never seen her, but I smell where she use to cuddle up on my momma's pillows and I decided thats a great spot to sleep too.

My momma is gonna turn off the computer for a few days cause she's got to go to the hospital for an angiogram, but as soon as she gets home she promised I can get back on and post more adorable pics of my cute Napolean self!

June 22, 2007

I did not need a bath on my first day!!!!



This is Napolean stealing the blog today to introduce myself. I may be only 6 weeks old, but I is a very accomplished and fearless kitty! I will tell you about my first day here at my new home.

First my new mommy came down and picked me out the litter of 5 brofurs and sisfurs. She picked each one of us up and looked at us and cuddled us. I tried the hardest to purr, look adorable, and it worked cause she picked me!

At first she didn't take me home, she waited 2 weeks cause I was still too young to leave my first momma. But then the beans there said theys were worried the viscious doggies that run loose would eat us kittens, so my new mommy came back early and took me home.

She was upset about another kitty who use to lives in the house, but I never met that kitty so I don'ts know about her. I did notice another biiiiigggg kitty in the house, but I didn't really meet hims till the second day.

The first day, my new mommy put me in the kitty bathroom. There was two litterboxes in there and a dish with yummy food and water. I sniffed at everything and decided I would lay on the purple rugs. I stayed in that room the whole first day. I went over every single inch of it. Everytime my new mommy came in the room I would let her pick me up and pet me. I loved her visits. She came in there alot just to visit me and reassure me. I gots me a good new momma. Sometims I hid behind the big people litterbox when the biiiig kitty came in, but for the most part I conquered the room. I held my position for a whole day, before I decided to expand my territory to include mommys sleeping place, but I'll get into that the next time I blog.

Thanks for listenin to my story, I hopes to add the computer room to my permanent territory and conquer the internet soon! P.S. as you can tell, my new momma made me take a bath the first day, she learned her lesson though and I don't thinks I have to ever do that again, lol.
MEeeeOooooW, Napolean out!

June 19, 2007

Not a Tortie, but.....

(UPDATE: Jesse now has a forever home)

I'm gonna put a link in here, if I can remember how....its for Jesse. I have her listed on Craigslist. if you know anyone in Oregon, who is looking to adopt a wonderful little 16 pound dog who needs a forever home, please send them this link.



Several different people who said they would adopt her, have fallen through and I really want her to be in a forever home soon. She bonds very quickly but is scared the first time she meets you...lots of info on her ad on craigslist.
There is an adoption fee of 100 dollars but this includes not only Jesse but also some food, collar, leash, medium dog carrier and a certification for her rabies shot. I have had to pay for her vet visit and shot, and I really really do not have the money to spay her and get the rest of her shots and keep her. This is not a dog I got for myself, I am only fostering her because her previous owner is now in jail for the next year and can't look for a new home for Jesse.

June 18, 2007

This is a picture of Jesse a year and half beagle female who I am fostering. Everytime I think about adopting a dog permanently, I first foster one. I am so glad that I have the opportunity to do that. I really am more of a kitty person.
Dogs are great, but alot more work then a cat.

June 15, 2007

Why haven't you posted pictures of me recently,MEOW!



Well its been a while since I lasted posted, alot of things have happened...been busy.
Had a sad thing happen with MeiLin. She went missing for about 2 weeks, and then finally came home limping. I gave her a 24 hour time to see if it was just swollen, sprained or if it was hurt worse. She never complained and was so sweet about it. I took her into the vet and they did x-rays. Turns out her leg was broken in such a way that the only choices were to either to have the 1800 dollar pin surgery, the 800 dollar amputation or to put her to sleep.
I was bawling and so upset, I haven't cried that hard in a really long time. I couldn't leave her in pain, and I didn't have any way to come up with even 800 dollars. So I made the difficult choice to put her down. I cried on the phone, in the car on the drive back, and again while at the vets office.

I signed the paperwork and was going into the room to hold MeiLin and comfort her in her last moments. I was so very very sad...and at the last possible moment, as I am holding her in my arms again, the vet tech comes back in and says the vet is willing to do the surgery if I surrender MeiLin. They would pay for all her future costs and find her a good home. My choice at this point was either to have her die or to give her away to another family. I said "of course, yes, I will surrender her!!!!!" It was a hard thing leaving her forever, but I will know in my heart that I have made the right choice for her well being. I miss her horribly, however my other pets are keeping me so occupied that I am not able to dwell on it too much.

I have a dog I am fostering till she goes to her new home on the 30th and I got a new kitten from the neighbors. I wanted to wait a few more weeks before bringing it home,so that Jesse would be in her new home and not scaring the kitten .
I had been down there to see the kitten a couple of weeks ago already and knew right away I wanted it...but they were going to give them all away this weekend, so I brought the new baby home. I'm not exactly sure if its a boy or a girl, I think its a boy...but will know for sure in about 2 weeks when things get more pronounced.
If its a girl her name will be Nefertiti and if its a boy his name will be Napolean.

I'll try to start updating a few times a week. Look forward to getting back in the swing of things, to help take my mind of my loss.