Sept 14, 2007

This is just going to be a picture of me, right??


Hi everybodys!! Just incase you missed me divebombings all your bloggies to brags about it...I, Napoleon, was the Daily Kitten yesterdays (9-13-07)! Did you know, we hads about 2200 visitors in one day????? Thats a freakin amazing! Its too bads I didn'ts have more warnings I was gonna be featured or I would have sets up my world dominations plan. Think of that 2200 new minions to spread my cuteness arounds the world!! Sigh its ok...Momma has been workings really really hards lately tryings to get a super cute photo of me for Cute Overload. I feels that with the super popularity of that website...if I could gets on there, I woulds have the world dominations in my little paws!! And I isn't sharing with my brofur or my sistur!!!

I has lots to talk about this week...and I didn'ts get around to all of it...so look for another saturday special post tomorrow. Wowwies you all is so lucky, you got two extra doses of me in one week!!!!

Sept 13, 2007

We can'ts believe it!!!!


Our wonderfully cute self is on the Daily Kitten website!
As you can tells, I need to sleep lots so I can be all ready for my adoring public! Oh yes, I is the cutest kitten in the land...well, at least for todays! Meow!
Look for my normally scheduled blog post tomorrow...I just had to butt in to tell everyone!!! YEAH ME!! I is going to rule the world one day, and I have to start my cute powered conquest one website at a time...My brother,Hunter, is helping me already, he was Kat's Kat of the Day sometime in the month ofJune.
Our next plan of attack involves an adorable picture....we must creates one sooo overwhelmingly cute thats we gets on momma's second favorite site Cute Overload Onces we gets on that site, theres will be no stopping us! mwaaahaaahaaa!!!

Sept. 12, 2007

Not my kitties...but close to what they do when the stinky goodness comes!!


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Sept. 10, 2007

Going nuts for our Holiday Gizzy Quilt!



This blur you sees is Hunter going nutty for his Gizzy Quilt made by the lady at Darling Millie's blog . Our momma is suffering a deficiet of the green papers, but a lovely fellow kitty blogger chose to send us this wonderful quilt!! We was so surprised and happy!!! We isn't gonna posted her name, till we asks her if its ok first. But she knows how happys we is and how wonderfuls we and our momma thinks she is!!!

Alsos we wanted to takes a minutes here and tell each and every person and kitty thanks for the greats comments and supports you gave our momma for her story writting! We knows momma loved hers time on the computer and the writings, and we may let her have access to the computers again sometimes, if we needs her help wif another story. :)

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 3

What the human's saw while HRH Yao-lin was away!!

Please scroll down to Sept.7, 2007 Part 1 for the beginning of this tale.

HRH Yao-lin had left a path of destruction back at his palace, and his smelly little brother Baby Mao was helpless to deny he was the source. It wasn't Mao's fault he couldn't stop from playing with the toilet paper his brother had conveniently left trailing right to him! After all, he too was a meezer with a passion for all things destructive and devious.
So while Mao played with the evidence, HRH Yao-lin was secretly stealing down the road. He knew his mission to find his forgotten Meezer Princess was a difficult one, but he was beginning to remember more about her. She was a creature of unparallelled beauty and great fashion sense. Yao-lin had recovered the one picture of her from his naughty thieving brother. And he could not stop thinking of her now.


Behold the seductively mysterious Meezer Princess !

Yao-lin's great mind began remembering more as he silently paraded past lesser beings some furry, some feathered, and some untrained humans who attempted to pet him. He quickly showed these ones all of his mighty claws and dashed past them before they could prevent him from finding his beloved Meezer Princess.
Yao-lin knew she was here somewhere on the Island of Wight. At one time, they had been destined to be together..but a little nip had gone a long way to banishing her from his thoughts. But no more! Now was the time to find his great love!
HRH Yao-lin was starting to wonder though if all this tromping through uncouth sections of the city was worth the trouble. There were so many untrained humans attempting to get in his way, and there was only so many hands and arms one royal kitty could scratch in one day! Just as his determination began to give way to thoughts of returning to his warm, comfortable, safe palace Yao-lin spotted her!! There was the glorious Meezer Princess!! And now he remembered her name! Royal Princess Jinxi! Oh the beautiful sounds of her name leapt from his mouth as he yowled outside her palace! She was sitting in the windowsill, looking down her regal nose at him when a joyful expression creeped over her fine furry face.
Her Royal Princess Jinxi meowled out loud " Get your very late royal tush in here, I've got some all natural fat free organic yogurt and I don't know if I can eat it all myself."
HRH Yao-lin didn't need a second invitation, but he realised something at that moment as he stopped to groom himself before entering her royal presence. His evil human slaves had given him the hooha ectomy surgery long ago!! Oh the shame! This was why he hadn't gotten around to begatting any royal heirs...those humans had stopped that!
Ahhh, but love knows no rythm or reason...and a cuddle with a lovely Meezer Princess such as Jinxi was just as wonderful or even better then having a bunch of mewling little heirs running around. So HRH Yao-lin sauntered up the walkway and into her palace, informing her human that she needed to tell his human where he was. This human was not use to HRH Yao-lin's speech...but enough yowlings and a little claw action got the point across. And Yao-lin and Jinxi cuddled until his human came to retrieve him. He would never forget her now, nor how to get to her when his royalness needed a little snuggling.

THE END

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 2

Thinking of his missing Meezer Princess



Please scroll down to the post labeled Sept. 7 2007 part 1 to read the first part of this story.

HRH Yao-lin had thought long and hard about how to punish his humans. He began a path of destruction unheard of in its creativity and completeness throughout the palace. The stunned expressions and woeful hearts that his humans carried with them were only the beginning, for there was also a stinky surprise outside of the royal litterbox, and it was carefully covered by the scratching motions that pulled the bathroom rug out of the bathroom and over the top of the stinkyness!! Mwaaahaaaa! The shredded toilet paper path that lead from the bathroom to the stinky mess extended down the hallway and Yao-lin decided to get back at Baby Mao at the same time, so he carefully let the trail end at Mao's favorite napping spot! Teach him to steal HRH's things!!!
HRH Yao-lin sauntered off secure in the knowledge that his punishments for his humans and his brother was complete, for today. However, that left him still saddened by the knowledge that his perfect glorious Meezer Princess was out there, lost and all alone. How could she have survived without his brilliant plots and plans, his creative control over humans? Maybe she had been forced to think that she -The Royal Meezer Princess- was *gasp* a lowly pet?!!
Oh the whoas and moans that fell down around HRH Yao-lin as his humans discovered each of his carefully chosen punishments could not distract him from his sadness at losing his beautiful MP. He had already sent out a letter, he had found her picture, but he was still no closer to finding her.
So with heavy heart Yao-lin decided to forgo his pampered life and step outdoors. The sights,sounds,and smells were slightly familiar as he had taken some small strolls around his royal gardens before, however this was not to be a leisurely romp through the flowers. No, it was time to put all his incredible smarts into finding his lost Meezer Princess. HRH Yao-lin put his sleek body into motion and gracefully leaped the fence that the stupid humans had thought would keep him contained. His powerful paws barely touched the top of the fence as he bounced off and down to the cement outside his palace.

Will write and post more later in the day....stay tooned for the exciting conclusion to HRH Yao-lin's story.

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 1

Bow Down to His Royal Highness Yao-lin!



Today's blog is written in story format by the Momma in honor of HRH Yao-lin

Once in a land not too distant from here, there was a fine young meezer male named Yao-lin. He was the last in a long line of Royal Meezers, but he didn't intend to end his royal line. Somewhere along the way he had lost his Princess and Yao-lin awoke one lazy afternoon to the sudden realization he had put off his search for Her Royalness for far too long.
His Royal Highness decided to send out a message far and wide in the hopes of hearing from his lost Princess.
" To all cats of royal and lesser birth, (the letter said)
There comes a time in a Royal Cat's life when he realises he needs to stop sniffing the roses or the nip so much, and get down to the business of begatting a heir. I know I had a royal Princess, but somehow I misplaced her. I think that its the fault of the human slaves, but they aren't owning up to their responsibilities in this matter.
Therefore I will offer a reward for news that leads to my beautiful Princess, one hundred pounds of international high grade nip.
Signed, Your King and Mighty Ruler Yao-lin"

Once the letter hit the internet there was much interest, but sadly no one could come forward with true facts about the missing Royal Princess. Infact, HRH Yao-lin wasn't too sure about his memory and started digging around his own royal house for information.
He was startled to come upon a picture of his royal bride to be, but the picture was in his brother's hideyhole! Obviously Baby Mao didn't know that Yao-lin knew all of Mao's hiding spots!!! Oh the hissing started right away, but Mao told his brother he knew nothing of the Princess, infact, he had found the picture of the beautiful Meezer Princess in the human slaves possesion and had stolen it because he was half in love with her, just from the picture!
Yao-lin decided to accept that for now, but he had much to think about. HRH had to come up with a way to punish the humans for hiding his beloved's picture. Those lowly humans were the reason he had forgotten about her for so long! What if something had happened to her while he was nipped out, passing the days away in a nip-fog??

I (the Momma) am having such a great time writing this, that I will post this now, and think up the next segement to post later in the day, hope you all enjoy it so far!!

Sept 5, 2007

Momma looked all over before she found us!


ummm We're totally innocent, not kanoodling!!!!



These are pictures of me and Belle snuggling. Momma has a big blue laundry hamper that she puts all the clothes she doesn't wear or doesn'ts like and when the hamper is all fulls, she donates it. We finks its a great hideout!!
Todays Mini Meezer rule: When your beans are away, destroy destroy destroy! Mwahahaha!!!!!
Nows, on to our Noncontest Contest winner! The winner is
HRH Yao-Lin as he came up with many things fors us to do while momma was away. Infact, we's likeded the ideas so much that we actually dids alot of them!
First we decideded that even though we have always ignored the toilet paper before, now would be a greats time to unroll the entire thing all over the bathroom! Thens we decided to track litter everywhere...on momma's bedspread, on her pillow, all over the house! hehehe Finally we decided to rearranged the rugs and then as an after thoughts we pulled one of the parts of the blinds off. This blinds if for the sliding glass door ands each one is on a seperates plastic connector...so we just selecteded one at random ands pulled. It gave in eventually and tumbled down! And the bested parts is that its plasticy connector is broken now and she can'ts put it back ups ever!yippie!!! We ares the rulers of this place and obviously momma hasn't truely understood this before, but we are well on ours way to training her.
Also to adds extra punishments to momma, when she got homes the firsted things she did was start cleanings our litterbox. So when momma was cleaning one of them, Belle raned into the other one and started a stinky one. Thens, she got too excited and didn't burrys it..instead she gots it stuck on her foot! She jumps out of the box and flings poo on the walls and floors before runnings across the carpet leaving stinky fun alongs the way. This was especially fun for momma who still had to puts grocerys away, clean the other litterbox, remake her bed,rewash her bedspread and pillow, put dirty clothes in the wash, refill our water dishes, try to fix the blinds, put the rugs back in the right parts of the house, throw away all the shredded toilet paper, and now start cleaning the poo from the walls,floors, and carpet at 9 o clock at night. Oh yeahs, and she hads to pet us cause we was all yowling and gettings in her way till she obeyed!

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Sept. 1, 2007

My super special post!

Momma was gone forever and a day its seems likes she is always going away. I haven't figured outs yet how to punish her, so I is starting a non-contest contest...hehe. I don'ts have no green papers to give out prizes, but the kitty or bean who gives us the bestest idea how to creatively punish momma for her absences will get a special blog post written by us about you! We will turn our blog it a online types newspaper and make a story all abouts you...so get thinking, and write in the comments section a good idea to mess with our momma. You have until Sept. 3rd to put in your ideas, and on the fourth I wills pick the winner and then later that week I wills write the special story! So get working!!

August 27, 2007

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS

Momma forgot to tell ewes all on fridays that she would be gone for a week. She will return on the 3rd or 4th and I will hafs a special post. She plans on stopping in at home on Tuesday and Friday, to clean our litterboxes and maybe even bring us another new one, litterbox, not kitty! Momma says I hafs to practices my spellings cause fridays post was just awful grammers and spellings. Sigh. I will try and then I will be back when she gets home agains.

August 24, 2007

This is me on my first day here


And this is me today!



I told momma to take a photo of me todays, so ewe could see how growed up I is getting. If ewe looks real careful on my first day heres, ewe can see my face markings are barely even there! Ewes can see the white patch on my cheek and chin, but the rests has been getting darker as I gets older. I still has the teeny tiny kink in my tail, but I fink as my tail gets longer I might out grown the kink? Momma doesn't know, so shes nose help to mes today. Have a happy weekend and stay safes all you beans and critters, sees ewe on moonday.

A flower for friday enjoyment....

August 22, 2007

A trio of kitties.


Momma almost forgot what day it was, she wasn't gonna let me into the computer room so I could do my blogging!

Well, as you can tell from this photo my new sister and I are doing ok. Hunter is as always, just relaxing and not careing who moves into our house. Sigh! Momma thinks that the little intruder might be my actual biological sister? She says that the people who she got me from had 5-6 kittens and 2 others where like me and a couple were black or maybe black and white. I'm not sure...I was pretty little. Either way, I certainly do not remember intruder girl.

Momma says I need to stop calling her "the intruder" and start calling her by her name, Belle. But I thinks thats a fru-fru name. I like Hissy-Face or Intruder much better. Or I could call her Nutty the intruder girl...oh fine mom, Belle is her name...geesh.

Anyway, Belle is a real nutty girl. When the red dot maker comes out to play, Hunter goes afters it like he's gonna catch and put the bitey on the dot. He runs over any kitty or thing in his path too! I only like to play with it if Hunter isn't chasing it. He goes flat out like a herd of elephants! Serious! You can hear him running up and down the hallway even ifs you is outside! I likes to watch the red dot, and slowly gets ready to pounce when it gets close enough. Hunter barrels around after it, over every inch of the house. Now, Belle, is just like Hunter! She goes all nutty and its really funnys to watch her. She just goes flat outs and trys so hard to catch that dot. Its kinda sad, buts none of us has ever caughts the red dot. Whats up with that? Is it a magic dot??? I demand the right to pounce and catchs it and put the bitey on it!!

August 20, 2007

Big Brother is a great comfort.

Not sure if I've run this picture before, but I love it cause they look so cute together! This is from the first week or so when Napoleon joined our family.

Well, lots is happening here. The girl intruder is making her presence felt. She stinkies up the potty room alot, cause some reason she doesn't bury....ewwww!!!! Wes gots to teach that girl!
Momma is getting crushed now at bedtimes. I can't waits till we is all full grown. Theres no way shes gonna be able to move then! Momma sleeps on her side, and when we all hears her going to bed, we thunder down the hall way and jumps on top! Hunter likes to curl up on her hip, and I likes to curl up on her shoulder sos I can stuff my nose in her ear and purrrrrr real louds! Girl intruder hasn't found her spot yets. But she mainly shoves herself right up near Momma's face and smooshed down next to the teddy bear. The intruder purrs real loud, and I is purring real loud and Momma can'ts get to sleep...hehehe. We probably spend about 20 minutes getting all our purrs in before we finally drop off to sleep...course thats about the time momma gets uncomfortable and tryings to roll over. Well then we has to get woked up and we all have to rearranges our selves. And wake up time is a repeat...its so much fun when Momma sleeps at home!

August 18, 2007

Momma wanted to share this site with you all, cause its got a picture of a kitty that looks alot like me, and has my same name!!!!

http://www.dailykitten.com/archives/1242-napolean.html

August 17, 2007

A blurry photo


Momma came home briefly to clean the litterboxes, whooo glad she did!! With the new intruder here, its a stinky place in just 2 days! Momma uploaded a blurry photo, but wanted to snap a quick one to show me and the intruder are getting along just fine now. After I stopped hissing at her, she stopped hissing at me...and well Hunter just never cared either way. He's a real push over, which is I guess is good for me, cause I was the invader a few months ago, lol. Anyway,this female intruder is gonna get a name real soon, momma seems dead set on keeping hers or at least keeping her till she finds her a good forever home, so no more of the little intruder being outside. She even broughts flea stuff home on her special stop over. Now we all stink, but at least the fleas should be deads when momma comes home on Sunday. The girly is a real sly one, everytime Momma comes home or near her or anything...the intruder runs up to her meowing and beggin to be petted and cuddled. Momma is making sure to spread the loves around, but I'm keeping my eye on this tuxie girly intruder.

August 15, 2007

Play/sleep/play


My mini-meezer rule: Sleep during the day often so you have enough energy to play kitty-sprints-across-momma at 3 am.


This is momma's Blog Anniversery! Here is the link to her very first post!

http://petspics.blogspot.com/2006/08/this-is-first-post.html

The momma lady is stealing most of the the blog today.


Alot has changed since I first started blogging. Of the pets I had last year, Empress Tao and Ceasar are the only ones who are still with me. I've had Empress Tao for 4 years now, and Ceasar for 3.

Cody, the pomeranian, found a forever home but then ran away twice. The first time his family was able to get him back after a visit to the humane shelter but the second time could not find him despite searching for an extensive time.

Rajjah, was born and raised here. But due to an evil neighbors dog was lost in the woods and never returned.

MeiLin hurt her leg very badly and desperately needed very expensive surgery. I wasn't able to pay for it and was considering putting her to sleep to end her suffering. At the last possible minute, the vet arrainged for MeiLin to get the surgery...but I had to agree to sign her over. It was a difficult time for me, but I knew that I would rather MeiLin have life, even if I could no longer be a part of it. She made it through surgery and got a new forever home. I miss her very much and look back at my photos of her. It seems very surprising to me that she was with me for less then a year as she had made such a huge impact on my heart.

MeiLin's companion, Cashmere Hunter Growlypants, is still with me and is adjusting to life with his new little brother Napoleon. Both of my boys are concerned about my intentions to open my home to a new invader. I have a big heart when it comes to pets, and if I won the lottery I would build a house with a ton of rooms so I could adopt all the kitties in need. But for now, I have to really look at the financial impact of adding another kitty. For sure Napoleon needs his shots and his upcoming neuter. A girl kitty's operation always costs more, and she would have to have her shots too I'm sure. 5 kitties isn't too many, right?

I, Napoleon, am taking back this bloggie right now!
I think 5 kitties is too many!! Momma let the intruder back in the house again. She is a pretty girl, but I hiss at her alot especially when I see MY momma cuddling her. Last year momma thought having 4 kitties would be financially hard, but she got over that when she got her little raise. I'm trying to tell her that the green papers aren't endless, but she don't listen. I still want a kitty hammock, waaaaaay more then I wants an annoying little hissy sister.

Momma has to go away again till sunday, but says she might post something while she is away, of the kittens that live at Grandma's and Great's house. Those kittens are not coming home with her, I hope.

August 13, 2007

Who is this??


I could nots believe my eyes! Momma let another kitty into our house?? Who is this little tuxie girl and why is she on MY bed?? I growled and hissed alot! Hunter didn't seem to mind that there was an intruder! I can't believe how easy going he is. Geesh! Thats why I is in charge of this place. I rule the house and momma better not forget! Momma said maybe in a year I would get a sister...I knows that she said that. But right now? I don't know about that!
Momma says someone lost this girl kitty. I says good, let her stay lost! I do not want a sister yet, she will steal the best sleeping spots and she purrs too loudly. Momma says, she put an ad on craigslist and will see if anyone claims her. Right now this kitty is an outdoor kitty, she is hanging around and if no one calls to say this is theirs, momma thinks she is gonna bring her inside with us. Ummmm,momma, you knows I adore you...but I also rule this house with an iron paw. I makes the rules, and I'm makings the rule of no girl kitties allowed!!

August 10, 2007

Feeling Fine Feline Friday



Momma had to drag the rug sucking monster out today, so she put her pretty rug on the back of the chair. My brother, Hunter, thought that it was a perfect addition to his favorite perch. He was not very happy when momma put it back on the floor. But at the moment of this pic, he was definetly feeling fine.

Thanks to all who helped me with my upcoming anxiety about the hoo haa ectomy. I don't know about this "vet" person who makes momma bring you to him in a personal prison box. I think he's got some evil mastermind plan. I shall have to plot and plan about this alot as I still have 2 more months. I am enjoying my manly bits while I have them, even if there isn't any lady cats in the house to enjoy them with.

August 8, 2007

Wacky Wednesday


This is Kittens, yeah thats his name...lol. The relationship is kinda of hard to figures out but I'll try to explains it. My momma had a brother, he had a daughter who is named Tehya. She is 10, I thinks. Tehya loves animals and her first word was "kiki". We thinks that meant kitty. Anyway, Tehya's mom is going through a tough time right now and so Tehya is living with her other aunty and Kittens is living with Grandma and Great. So Kittens is related to us somehows, but me and Hunter is too confused to figure it outs.
The reason he is named Kittens? Well, when his momma Tehya picked him out he was just a kitten. And she was only 5 years old...so she just kept calling him Kittens, and thats how he gots his name. My momma and Grandma helped pay for him to gets his shots and his hoo haa ectomy. I'm sure Kittens was wishing they wasn't quite so generous...lol.

Momma says I gots to get one of them 'perations soon. I don't want a hoo haa ectomy. I'm pretty sure I know what that means, and I'm pretty sure thats I am attached to my little manly bits. I think momma says 2 more months. Maybe she'll get oldtimers and forgets?? I have to go and lick my little manly bits now to reassure myself they is still there...chat with you all on friday!!