Sept. 7, 2007 Part 3

What the human's saw while HRH Yao-lin was away!!


Please scroll down to Sept.7, 2007 Part 1 for the beginning of this tale.

HRH Yao-lin had left a path of destruction back at his palace, and his smelly little brother Baby Mao was helpless to deny he was the source. It wasn't Mao's fault he couldn't stop from playing with the toilet paper his brother had conveniently left trailing right to him! After all, he too was a meezer with a passion for all things destructive and devious.
So while Mao played with the evidence, HRH Yao-lin was secretly stealing down the road. He knew his mission to find his forgotten Meezer Princess was a difficult one, but he was beginning to remember more about her. She was a creature of unparallelled beauty and great fashion sense. Yao-lin had recovered the one picture of her from his naughty thieving brother. And he could not stop thinking of her now.


Behold the seductively mysterious Meezer Princess !




Yao-lin's great mind began remembering more as he silently paraded past lesser beings some furry, some feathered, and some untrained humans who attempted to pet him. He quickly showed these ones all of his mighty claws and dashed past them before they could prevent him from finding his beloved Meezer Princess.
Yao-lin knew she was here somewhere on the Island of Wight. At one time, they had been destined to be together..but a little nip had gone a long way to banishing her from his thoughts. But no more! Now was the time to find his great love!
HRH Yao-lin was starting to wonder though if all this tromping through uncouth sections of the city was worth the trouble. There were so many untrained humans attempting to get in his way, and there was only so many hands and arms one royal kitty could scratch in one day! Just as his determination began to give way to thoughts of returning to his warm, comfortable, safe palace Yao-lin spotted her!! There was the glorious Meezer Princess!! And now he remembered her name! Royal Princess Jinxi! Oh the beautiful sounds of her name leapt from his mouth as he yowled outside her palace! She was sitting in the windowsill, looking down her regal nose at him when a joyful expression creeped over her fine furry face.
Her Royal Princess Jinxi meowled out loud " Get your very late royal tush in here, I've got some all natural fat free organic yogurt and I don't know if I can eat it all myself."
HRH Yao-lin didn't need a second invitation, but he realised something at that moment as he stopped to groom himself before entering her royal presence. His evil human slaves had given him the hooha ectomy surgery long ago!! Oh the shame! This was why he hadn't gotten around to begatting any royal heirs...those humans had stopped that!
Ahhh, but love knows no rythm or reason...and a cuddle with a lovely Meezer Princess such as Jinxi was just as wonderful or even better then having a bunch of mewling little heirs running around. So HRH Yao-lin sauntered up the walkway and into her palace, informing her human that she needed to tell his human where he was. This human was not use to HRH Yao-lin's speech...but enough yowlings and a little claw action got the point across. And Yao-lin and Jinxi cuddled until his human came to retrieve him. He would never forget her now, nor how to get to her when his royalness needed a little snuggling.

THE END

22 comments:

  1. Happy endings are the best! (I felt really bad about the hooha ectomy part, though.)

    :::clap clap clap:::

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  2. hehe that is a PAWSOME story! I LOVE it. Very very good indeed :-) Truthfully it would be lovely if Jinx and I could have meezer babies. *sigh*. I wonder if i can have a hoo ha ectomy reversal?

    Thanks for the great story it is really really brilliant!

    xx

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  3. hehehe, whatta great story about HRH Yao-lin finding his princess! And we all need a little snugglin', that's fur sure!

    Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

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  4. FAB!
    We love this kitty. We get ALL of our advice from him. He should have his own newspaper column, really, if not his own planet.

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  5. *giggle*, I enjoyd your story about HRH Yao-lin! He is a fabulous, regal kitty. And I'm so happy he found his Princess!

    Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

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  6. What a great story! And the Mosaic cats are right: Yao-Lin should have a newspaper column because he KNOWS how to treat humans!
    Karl

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  7. Oh - and thank you for your nice comment and telling me about the story! It made me smile!
    Karl

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  8. Thanks for alls the great comments! Our momma is being so sillys with a big grin about this whole things! She thinks we should have more noncontest contests in the future...though not abouts how to destroy her home!

    ~Napoleon,Hunter,Belle~

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  9. excellent story! Yao-lin's way cool an so's yur mom fur writin' this!

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  10. Oh yeah!! Excellent story indeed. Certainly worthy of HRH!

    Latte

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  11. Wonderful!!!

    I answered a question in my post about surfing the waves. I hope you'll stop by!

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  12. :::clap clap clap::: Oh, dis wuz a wunnerful story! We luf royalty and happy endings!

    :::clap clap clap::: Well done!

    Luf, Us

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  13. Fabulous story about Yao-lin! :) I really enjoyed it. :)

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  14. Thank you for the message about the mistaken identity. I have left a message reprimanding the blog owner! Honestly, it is tantamount to treason! x

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  15. Oh that was such a great story! :) I wish my lovely Princess was as close to me as the Isle of Wight though... It's a bit far to walk all the way to Calgary, and a bit wet at times too! ;)

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  16. Fun story! Worthy of HRH!
    Tara

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  17. And they lived happily ever after! Bravo!
    You should submit this to Psychokitty Max's "We Are Still the Kitties" book.

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  18. aw that was fun..poor yao-lin and his hoohaectomy though!!! what a purrfect couple they make x

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  19. Two paws way up! Bravo, Bravo! This was such a wonderful story. I especially liked the part about the little trick Yao-Lin played on Baby Mao. But I do not think this will stop Baby Mao from stealing Yao-Lin's things. This is just a guess.

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  20. I love the story. I am so glad it had a happy ending. I am glad you like my limericks. Thank you for visiting my blog. I will add you to my links.

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  21. What a grate story. We wuz on the ejj of our seets wondering if HRH Yao-lin would find his meezer Princess

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  22. What a wonderful story! I love happy endings a lot!

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