I has been advised to warn Isis there may be a spot 13 violation in this photo. I is an innocent mancat and had nothings to do wif it! Anyways, I is bery upset...here it is almoost 10:30pms and Momma has just nows lets me on to blog. She is muttering about packing and something or other and being too busy...um,wait, what?, packing?!?
Hows did I miss Momma taking out the black-going-away-for-a-squillion-days-bag??????
Oh I can'ts stay on here long nows, I has to go destroy all the toilets paper and move all the rugs. There is retrubrations and punihsments and a whole lots of other stuff. I means the last time Momma was goings away, she promised turkey. I don't care whats her story was when she gots home...she didn'ts has the turkey!!!! We got chickens the next days and steak today...dang, nows I see...she gibs us the steak cause she knows she is in big trubles for leavings us again!! Must plot horrible pubishments...don't worrys though, we is gonna try and bisit while Momma is away...we mights not be able to get the keyboard workings, but we be bisiting you all, never fear.