Nov 12, 2007

I am the studly wonderkitty

Author: Hunter
Photo courtesy of Zoolatry (thanks!!)

I have noticed lately thats alot of the girl kitties out there are defending my stinky little meezer brother. Perhaps the gentle girlkitties havesn't looked closely enough into my beautiful golden eyes? It is obviouse thats I am the bestest and most handsomest of the male kitties in this house. And its super true that my brother is stinky. Its a fact! His stinky farts are enough to wakes Momma up from a dead sleep. They is some kind of toxic noxious gas!!!


Anyway, enough about the fartmaster...today is all about me. I saw something that I had to eat, it crawled up the wall....it looked crunchy, thwaaaaaaappppp, gulp, yup..it was crunchy!! I tried to upload a photos of the many legged snack, but blogger is being frustrating again. I was supppppposseee to blog earlier in the day, but Momma didn't factor ins the big winds. We was without lights or heat today. Thankfully she did crank up the heat earlier, made the house super warm before we lost the power. I do not understand that phrase, lose power? I never lose power, I am the ruler of the house no matter what that stinky little meezer says. I is bigger! I gets to be on the lap first and I lets him have the "special" pillow hims and Belle is always wineing abouts just cause I is tired of listening to the two annoying furbags...not because I is lossing the power!
Anyway, Momma says the power is back...so I is able to FINALLLY gets back on here and do my blog. I shall of course exersice my impressive power now and force stupid blogger to let me post a picture of my yummy many legged snack....big sigh, it acted like it was gonna let me, then it poofed...grrr. I shall post my snack another time. Now its time for a nap, then all the girl kitties can write and let me know how much cuter I am then stinkybutt,umm...I mean Napoleon.
Yes, Momma, I is being really nice this time...I promise...um...I got to go...*poofing out in a cloud of black fur*

Nov. 9, 2007

Well at least I got my red carpet


Author: Belle
Photo courtesy of Zoolatry (thanks!!)

Well, as you can tell from the photo I did eventually get my red carpet treatment. Still I don't thinks its fair that I always have to be the one to suffer lost of blog privelages when Momma goes out of town. She says its just because friday happens to be a common day for her to be out of town. I think its a direct slur against my greatness!!
You know, stinky little Napoleon can go on and on about his royal heritage, but you haven't seen anything till you've seen a true Southern Kitty Belle in a tizzy! I have decided to ruin the sofa some more and to drink from the 'quarium alot lately. I think I shall teach Momma to leave on wednesdays instead of fridays. She keeps muttering something about "soft claws" and when are they going to arrive. I don't know anyone named SoftClaws and I think having two brothers is enough, I would like a sister instead! What do you mean its not another brother? Its a WHAT?? Momma says its a thing that goes over my claws to keep me from destroying the sofa...but thats one of my favorite things to do!!! I LOVE stretching my legs and digging in my claws and really letting that sofa know who's boss!! Wait, what, huh, it comes in pretty colors?? Hmmm, ok, maybe I'll wear them. But only if Napoleon has to wear them too! hehehe

Oh before I forget, Momma wanted me to update you on BearBear. Do you remember that Momma stuck poor old BearBear in the washing machine, and then since he was sooo old he exploded and lost his guts all over? Well, she went to the store and bought more guts and suctured up his wound. I didn't realize they sold guts in the store!! Anyway, BearBear is back on duty guarding the bed when I'm not there. Its very nice to have him all whole again! Yeah, welcome back BearBear!!

Nov. 7, 2007

That is my throne!!



Author: Napoleon
Pictures this week all by Zoolatry.

Thats my throne, ands that proves I gets to rules. Cause only rulers gets to have their own thrones. I is looking for my crown, but I has not seens it yet. I bets Momma is hiding it cause I was naughty. Last time she went aways for a few days, I unpluggeded the snack bowl and a fishy forgoted how to swim. He floated to the top. Not my fault, I didn't put a delicious snack bowl on the counter...and then leave it unguarded for days!! hehehe
Momma wants me to let everyones know fanks for telling her abouts the soft claws. I don't know whats it is, but Momma says she's gonna gets some and puts them on me and Belle. Hmm, it better be somefing nice, and not something all pink and girly...I has my boykitty dignity to keep ups!!

Nov. 5, 2007

Do I look amused??

Author: Hunter

I can snot beweve that I was snot the blogging kitty on Halloween!! Its snot fair!!
I is the perfect choice for the halloween because I is the blackest, furriest, softest fiercest-looking kitty in the entire house! But noooo Momma had to let StinkyButt be the blogger. She said somefing about it being his day of the week to blog! GRRRRR
Yah, I is gonna call him StinkButt from now on...somefing happeneded to his butt, he farts alot now. And they is stinky farts! At least whens I fart, no one nose! I finks it all started when he started the caterwalling...he seys he is serinadings a special girlycat. I calls it loud ands annoseying. I finks Momma agrees. But she wont tell him, cause he is all sensitives now thats he is mooning over that girlycat.

Anyway Momma has a question she wants me to ask all the beans out there. Its a delicate subjects I guess...I wouldn't nose cause I already had my dangling bits stolen. She says that she is at her limits with the two idiots...ok ok, she didnts call them that...I guess they have names....the two little furry bundles of joy (oh ick I is gonna be sick)...they has both been killings the furniture. She bought that sticky doubles sided tape to put on the sofa...they peeleds it off. She bought this sprays that is suppose to makes the kitties avoid the area. Stinkybutt hates it, but Spoiled Brat Belle doesn't even care that its there. And after awhiles Stinkybutt ignores it and goes back to scratching, likes maybe an hour later. And on top of all thats Momma says she can smells it baaaaddd....and she hates the smell ofs it.

So thats didn't work. The two bad ones keep killings all the furniture, if Momma sees them doing it...she hisses at them and they run away...but as soon as she leaves they do it again. Sooooo, I guess she is finking that she should have them declawed whens they get their bits stolen. I finks its cheaper to do it all at once rather then two surgerys. Momma has never ever dones that to a kitty befour...and she really doesn't wants to...but she isn't gonna have any furniture to sits on soon. She tried putting on a throw or covers, but the brats finks its a toy...they pull it off or play under it ands they still keep scritching the sofa and lazyboy.

We has two different kinds of scratching posts, one thats carpety and one thats cardboardy...I only use the cardboard one and nevers the furniture.

Momma says her questions to the beans out there is this: Is there anything else that is cheaps -she spent a mini fortune already-that could keep the furr darlings (eww) from killings the furniture. The declaws is a last resort. Momma has been losing her wits over this issue, so she needs your imputs.

Nov. 2, 2007

She rings our bell

Photo Courtesy of Zoolatry

Author: Belle

I can't get on the computer too long, since Momma is out of town. I had to sneak in, can you believe that? I, the pretty southern Belle, has to SNEAK into anywhere. I should have an open door and a red carpet entrance everytime! Anyway, I am not going to make much of an issue of that as I am suitably happy because my momma emailed me a wonderful picture. Its a picture of ME! And it was done by the great lady at Zoolatry.
I love it very much. I hope to have more time next week when its my turn to blog again, instead of only a few stolen minutes. Oh the shame of having to sneak into a room!!! I shall never live this down. I demand extra stinky goodness and a red carpet next time!

October 31, 2007

This is the plant that we all nibbled on

Author: Napoleon

Turns out that plant is doings just fine...Its blooming alots and I don't finks all the buds and branches we chewed off hurt it ats all! If you look close you can see some of the flowers are pink and some are white. Momma musta goofed and planted two different cactuss in theres!

My MiniMeezer Rule: Confusing your bean is a great way to spend the evening.

See Momma goes to bed at different hours each night. Depends on how tired she is and what she has to do the next day. So, as soon as she says " comeon guys lets go to bed" we alls barrel down the hallway and jumps on the beds. We PURRRRR and cuddle and PUUUUURRRR some more. Then for no apparent reason I justs jumps out of bed and starts MEORWLING at the tops of my beautiful meezer voice. I go up and down the hallway ands screams and meows and meorwls and a bunch of other sounds they don't even has words for. It doesn't matter if Momma goes to bed at 11pm or 3am, I do not do this until after we have been in bed and had our 5 minutes of snuggling...then I run off and do the noise making for about 20 minutes. Then I come backs and acts like I never left. This greatly confuses Momma!! I finks its well worth the effort, it keeps the bean in awe and cloaks the meezer bethren in great mystery.
Momma keeps muttering something about a hoohaaectomy...but I don't know what exactly that is, or I forgets. Maybe my friend Isis knows? She has older siblings too. Hunter won't tell me, he had it done when he was my age...but he just giggles alot whens I ask.

October 29, 2007

Midnighty Mancat Day!!!



Author: Cashmere Hunter Growlypants

Today I start my weekly day for the bloggings. Momma decided it was totally unfair that stinky little Napoleon gots to blog the hog, oh look a bug...come here bug come here I'm gonna get you...come back here, THWAPPPPPP! I just want to nibble on you come back here...grrrrrrr. CRUNCH! yummmmmmmm Ok, where was I? Um, yeah I am the manlyst of all the Midnighty Cats! I is a black panther, oh another bug..wait, come back...I won't hurt you I swear, oh, darn it...its not a bug...its stupid Belle. Wait...come back, I won't hurt you Belle I just want to nibble...come here!!! THWAPPP!!! Oh,ok, I won't crunch you...but come back!! I just want to play, oh yeah, thats right I'm totally doing the blog today...yeah. Um this picture on here is one of the first days when I came to live here with MeiLin and Momma. I was about 6-7 months old, and now I is all full grown!! We got tagged...um ok, not we...Napoleon got tagged...yeah, I'm gonna make hime do it all...Hey Stinky Butt!! You gots something from your GIRLYFRIEND, Isis!!!!!

(additional)Author: Napoleon
Oh, I readed whats he wroted and I is gonna haves fun telling on you to Momma!! You is in sooooooo much trouble!! And she's not my GIRLYFRIEND!!! Girls are icky, but Isis is special...she's better then a girl, she's a girlcat!!! PURRRSSS
Oh, so she tagged me for the Cherish Meme. I will puts up all the rules and stuff....

I was nominated byIsis the coolest and prettiest of the girlcats, to do the Cherish meme, which Adan created to bring the love of all da kitty bloggers to the gentle
Miss Peach! As Adan said: "She always makes us know what love is!" Well said, Adan!


So here are the rules of the Cherish meme:

1. tell us what is the most sweetest warm thing you will do to your mommy (what is the sweetest thing that your kitty will do to you)

2. And, hug your mommy, tightly... (and, hug your kitty....tightly...)

3. Tag your good friend...

4. Leave your computer, and continuing hug each other...

Ok, sweetest warm thing...hmmm well, I is just sweet and warm when I grace the world with my presence, but when Momma really needs a good dosing, I love to climbs on the special pillow in the bed (and it is too mine no matter what itty bitty Belle says!!) and I shove my furry self up close to momma and I talk and mew ever so loudly and PURRRRR. I like to give headbutts and I love to sleep with at least some part of my body in contacts with Momma, so she knows I loves her!

We hasn't had a chance to cruise the net yet...so we don't know who hasn't done this meme,but we wants to tag Luxor and Ninna Ninna shares Luxors blog sometimes, we thinks?

October 26, 2007

I refuse to face the camera today!!


Author: Napoleon
Momma says we is restructurings the way this blog runs. She says that now I has to share it with BOTH Hunter and Belle!! This was my blog! When Hunter was all alones here the posts went way downs!! I am the bestest and the cutest and the furriests and and and its not FAIR!!!!! Momma says the reason we has to share is cause she isn't letting us ins to the puter room unsnoopervised cause someone put the bitey on the christmas cactus plant. It hasn'ts bloomed in three years and just this last month decideds to wake up or something. Its got tons of tasty looking leaves and flowers-to-be...I was just curious, alot...so was Hunter and Belle, they dids it too!! Anyway, we isn't allowed into the puter room 'less Momma is in theres too. And I guess she dont's want to have three seperates bloggies...so we is all gonna have one day a week where we gets to blog. And at the beginning of each post, under a photo, we will have that new thingie you see up there thats let you know who is the one doing the bloggings.
And I finks Momma is gonna have one day a week where she might blog about sort of off topic stuff. She really wants to ask peoples about this product she bought to keep Belle from killing the sofa, and stuff likes that.She might do that tomorrow.

Now Momma says she is tryings to be fair about the way we each get a day. She finks that it should go Midnight-cat Mondays, Meezer Rule Wednesday, and Female Feline Fridays. I finks it should go likes this: Meezer Monday, Meezer Rule Wednesday, and Finest Meezer Friday. Whats do you all finks?? I'm pretty fair, right?

October 24, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

October 22, 2007

I shall steal the blog today!

My name is Belle and though I have blogged on the House Panthers blog once, and kind of on here once, I thought it was high time I get a blog post all to myself. Last time, Napoleon kept butting in! I am the cutest and neatest of the three indoor cats. I am a true Southern Belle and only very rarely misspell, unlike my um oh so darling companions. Hunter can barely write a coherent sentence as he is constantly running off to chase a bug and losing where he was when he finally comes back to the computer. Napoleon, well, he can write...he just can't spell, at all, ever.

Now I read in a previous post that Napoleon was trying to lay claim to the special pillow in Momma's bed. Thats just not true! Its mine first. I'm the girl! I get it!!!! ehem...Poise, must remember to be the Belle....zen moment....ahhh all better.
Anyway, when I first arrived here no one was sleeping on the pillow. Well, not at that moment...from time to time we each have slept on it. But on a regular basis, I have claimed it!! I'm the pretty one!! I get it!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I better go make sure one of the icky boys isn't sleeping on my pillow, now that I started thinking about it....must bunny kick anyone on my pillow!!!!!!!

October 19, 2007

I can'ts believe it! On wednesday night, Momma started cleaning and picking up all our toys. Then she brought the rug sucking monster out and stuck its tail in the wall and thens she vrooomed all over the house. She filled up our food dish waaaaay more then normal, put out a huge bowl of water. Then the final piece of the puzzle, she brought out the black going away bag!!! We know what this all means!! She is leavings us!
I tried very desperatly to smuther Momma and cuddle with her alots on wednesday night and even more so on thursday morning. But this morning, we wake ups and she isn't here. She says she'll be back super late Sunday, but we knows that means she won'ts be home for a squillion days!!! We, of course, are very steadly working on destroying the house while she is gone. Why does she bother to clean before she leaves, cause she knows what her punishment is when she gets back. The house shall never stay clean and tidy..hehehe!!!!

October 17, 2007

I am totally denying this is me!!

The picture is all blurry and you can't tell thats me! It could be another anonnymouse meezer.


Todays MiniMeezer Rule:
Deny everything, even when there is concrete proof to the contrary. Meezers are above all that rule business!!

See Momma hads another fishy that forgot how to swim. One day the stupid snack, um, I mean fish...floated to the top. I had nothing to do with the other two fishys that forgots how to swim too. There is no way I did anything. Infact, I was being very helpful and sampling the waters ph levels, as I is very concerned abouts all the animals thats live under my rule.

hehehehe, you thinks Momma bought it? They are great little toys in there, but they just won't come out of the water very easily...hmmm, must sharpen my hooks, as I see two more snacks down in there.

October 15, 2007

We is having an issue and is unable to upload a picture for our bloggie today! grrr!!

Anyways, Momma wants me to tells you all thank you for your well wishes for her. She is still coughings and snifflings after a week...but she is feeling a bit better.

I has to tell you why I no longer loves my big brother and insteads adore my little sister. Normally I would never admits I love either of them, but this is all parts of my plot to confuse the hecks out of them and Momma.
As you know our Momma has to go away on trips alot. Sometimes we punish her by destroyings the house, other times we won't talks to her. This time we decided to really throw her for a loop. We smothered her with affection. If she wents to the shower room, we sat outside the door and loudly yelled for her to come back. If she wents to the computer room, we sats on the other side of the door till she oppened it and thens we pounced and purrrrreeeed. Everytime she wents to bed we all pileds as close as kittyly possible. Now, Momma has 3 pillows, two are for her and one is for me. Sometimes I get there late, but thats no excuse...that is MY pillow! Anyway, the other night I am all snuggled in a tight little ball when Belle decideds to invade my space. Actually she was kinda being cute about it, purring and grooming my ears. So, I let her stay. The pillow is just big enough for the both of us if we curl up tightly. And I was still the closest to Momma, I has to have a part of my furryness touching a part of her face or arms..so I was ok with Belle being on the outsides and I could quietly smother Momma. We had finally gots all comfy and was purring like motorboats, whens stupid big smelly Hunter decideds that the pillow should be his. Belle and I tolds him, there is no room...your too fats! Go away! Ands he totally didn'ts listen!!!! We was sooooo annoyed. He started walking over the tops of Belle, and then puts his foot in the one space that wasn't full of me and Belle. Then he flops down, right on top of me!! HEY, this is MY pillow!! GRRRR. So me and Belle had to gets up and find a different spot cause stupid Hunter takes up the entire pillow and I am nots sleeping under him and being smooshed by his giagantic man pouch!!
As you can tells, I have been horribly traumatized by this and shall have to plot revenge against Hunter!!

October 12, 2007

Snuggling warms the heart


This is me and my brofur, Hunter. We is snuggled up together in the basket. Its really funny, cause Momma has had that basket forever...and we has never used it. Then she moved it to a new spot. Now we loves it!
Momma is still sniffling,sneezling,and coughling. We have prescribed lots of smothering love sessions. We all pile on tops of her and holds her down so she has to gets lots of sleep.
Momma hates being sicks, cause it makes her feel icky. We kinda likes it, cause she sleep alot and we can use her as a pillow.

October 10, 2007

This is how Momma feels today

Actually Momma has a cold and she is on standby to go to work. So she's not feeling like lettings me do the bloggie much today. But I will tells you about this picture real fasted.
Two days agos some neighbors kids come knocking on Momma's door and asked if this was her kitty. She goes "nope I gots five already". Anyway, lates at night this kitteh is screaming and MEOOOOOWWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGGG likes that....real loud and alots of times. So she goes out, picks him up and pets him. Then she broughts his inside and fed hims. But he kepts hissing and growling at all of us. Momma was just starting to get sicks so she wasn't feeling like refereeing. She put more food out for him and then put hims back outside. He cried alots, but then she didn't see him again in the mornings. She doesn't know what happened to him, maybe someone else in the neighborhood adopteds him. In a few days when she isn't contagious anymore, she is gonna go arounds an axe everyone.

October 8, 2007

I'm winking at you!! Biggify to see



Yeah, I'm totally upside downs too. Momma is still hasings issues with her camera. It doesn't seem to works so well anymore.
Oh, ya I remembers something Momma wanted me to writes about. She signed up for this StatCounter thingie and it tells her great things about some of the peoples who visit my bloggie!
Did you know we have had peoples from all over the world comes to visit us? And we have had some neato search results too.
Here is some of the keywords, they were pretty close to what they was looking for:
Tall Tale pictures (cause I gots lots of tall tails around here!!
Doggie photos ( well, momma dids foster some doggies and had their pictures on here once upons a time.)
Pets Pics (oh yeah, thats totally the name of my bloggie!!)
House Pets Sighs ( that one makes us wonder whats they were really searching for? Was their house pets making them sigh? Or did they want their house pets to sigh?)
Anyways there was other search words too. But here, we is gonna put some search words in now to direct more peoples to us......if we cans think of some.

Waffles! We loves them, even if Momma won't less us have them.
Kitties There some of those here, or thats the rumor anyway. hehe
Meezer World Domination Don't forgets to join our revolution of cuteness!!
Lizard Eater Ohhh, if we could gets a lizard in this house we would totally eats it!!


Oh ands we had alots of people visiting us from different countries too! We wants to say a special welcomes to all our foreign visitors! Spreading the Meezer way of life around the world!!

Here is some:
USA= the majority of our visitors are from here and its our home country :)

Belgium- do they have yummy waffles there???? WE LOVES WAFFLES!!!

India- would love some curry please? And thats the home of the Asiatic Lion, the rarest lion in the world!!!!

Egypt- Momma loves that place!! She always wanteds to visit, soooo badly!

Mexico- Momma's ancestors are from there! Bueno!!Benvendidos (we can'ts spell in spanish any better then wes can spell in english)

Canada- Our wonderful neighbor to the north, they helped make a tv show Momma loves alot, SG1.

Taiwan- Many of our favoritest items are made there

Hong Kong- Wow, another place Momma would love to visit. So much ancient culture and bussling expansion.

United Kingdom- We gots almost as many people from the UK visiting us as we do from the USA. Cool!!

New Zealand- So much unique wildlife thats only found there and the neighbor to Australia

Ireland- Do you know they don't have any native snakes there? Isn't that interesting??

If you visited us and we didn'ts list your country, its cause our stat counter missed you, and not cause we don'ts appriciate your country and you coming to visit us! We loves all our visitors, even the ones that don't leave comments.

We love different cultures!! SMOOCHES! Now, join our revolution and leave us a meow or two. ;)

October 5, 2007

ACKKKK! A GIANT BUG!!!!!!



We gots tagged by The Furry Fighter, aka Storm and in a roundish about way, this pickture is involved.



Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop.It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Here’s how you can do a screen capture:

1.Go to your desktop and press the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).

2.Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and doing a Paste (CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it.

3.Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.

4.Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktops as well. I tag:

5.Add your name to the list after you dones the pictures with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Snapshot post to promote it to succeeding participants. Others who have played:

Sweet Ariel
The Cat Realm
Yao-Lin
The Furry Fighter
and now us! PetsPics



Now a little about our "screenshot" of our desktop. Yesterdays was a beautiful days with lots of light and dark clouds and Momma was chasings us with the flashy box. Then she gots distracted by this hornet that was on the outsides of the glass door. She wanteds to capture a good closeup of the bug, but her camera isn'ts so good. Anyway, she took like a gazillion pictures of it, when all we wantes is to thwap it real hard. Hunter and I kept tryingz to get it, but it was behinds this forcefeild!! Anymeow, Momma took a few more photos and then cropped some and decided she really likeds the one with just clouds and no bugg, so she puts that on her desktop yesterday.

Oh and about thes screenshot aspect. Momma realized she didnts have any photo editing thingie other then Kodak Easy share...and she doesn't know how to get a screenshot into that program, sooooo she just pulled outs her digital camera and snapped a picture of her picture from yesterday. She thinks it would be really funny to take the pic of the pic of the desktop and make that the new desktop, but we thinks thats weird!!!

Now to tags someone....hmmm, Daisy the Curly kitty! Her momma is goings away for awhiles, so we is totally understandings if we has to wait for the screenshot. :) :)

Oct. 4, 2007

I have my owns version of fancy flavored waters!



Well, as you can tell froms this photo we dids lots of mischief whiles momma was away. She had to be gone for a total of 12 days. And evens though she checked up on us every 3 days, emptyings our litterboxes and refillings food and water bowls...we dids not think this was enough. So we destroyeds the house each time, right before she would stop in. Thens instead of having times for us, she wasteds all the time cleaning everything ups! Even thoughs she knew we was gonna do it all over agains befour she comes home again!! Sigh, Momma can be stubborns about the clean house policy! Buts we do our best to make it the way we wants it!! hehehehe

Ands before anyone axes, no, I don't know how come the fish keep dyings. ;)

October 1, 2007

Momma and Greats came to visits again. Momma cleaned our litterbox and filled our empty food. We is eating lots more, cause Momma gots the good kinds of food and we loves it.
We decideds to punish Momma for her long trip over at Greats house that we shall ignore and play all huffy when she comes home. It worked real good whens she came for the visit. First we meowed and meowed, then once the foods dish was full...we completesly ignored Momma. I thinks she was really confused and that even though shes broughts a new toy, we ignoreds her. hehehe!!

Momma says that when she gets back on Wednesday she is gonna be too tireds to let me blog, but that thursday afternoons she is gonna take photos and let me bloggie.

Sept. 27, 2007

Momma is still visitings with GreatGrandma
and Kittens (the big orange kitty)



Momma says she is going to stop in later today and empty our litterbox, fill the food and water too. But she probably won'ts have no time to take our pictures...sigh! I can'ts believe I actually kinda miss having my picture taken.

Sept. 22, 2007

Do you see that windowsill?


I totally didn'ts put the bitey on it. I promise! Looks into my golden innocent eyes!
(bys the way, Belle is totally stealing my bloggie today!!!)

I mean if you look reals carefully, you can see Napoleon is trying not to look Momma in the eye. That meezer face is really saying he dids it! He tolds me so too.

Hey! I dids no such things you big liars!! Momma you knows I didn'ts do it, right??

Um, Momma you beens reading his bloggies stuff and he says he totally wants to takes over the world and do whatever he cans to get back at you foor going on long trips all the time. So who do you thinks dids the damage? Sweet Innocent Belle, or Evil World Domination Mastermind Napoleon??

Kids, I think I'm staying out of this one....

Yeah, you alls know she believed me and nots Napoleon. I'm a precious girly kitty, so I'ms always right.

No, Momma didn't want to talk abouts it cause she is planning on a another trip! And she nose that if I nose it she is goings away again, I is gonna have to put the bitey on alots of things.

Wait,huh, what? Momma you isn't going no wheres is you? Sweet pathetic me can'ts live with these rough boys withouts you!! You can'ts go no where, or I shall haves to do some biteyings of my own!!!!

Sounds like Momma is going away till the 4th. She says she is gonna try and let us blog once in awhiles while she be gone...but I don'ts believe her. If you wants us to visit your bloggie while Momma is away, you has to leave us a comment, so we can track back to yours bloggie, cause otherwise I'll have to put the bitey on your bloggies. Evil Meezer Domination Mastermind away....

Sept. 20, 2007

Were you looking for us?


Well, you found us! hehe. We loves to cram all together lots. Momma says thats gonna be a problem in a whiles, when me and Belle gets too bigs. What? We can'ts get too big...thats impossible!!! We will gets just right when we is grown.

PS. Belle is a chunky monkeys!!!!

You Are Chunky Monkey Ice Cream

Truthfully, you're too spazzy to be chunky - you cheeky monkey!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Momma hads a tradegy todays. Its a sad sad day for her. Here is a picture ofs why she is so sad. You can kinda tells theres something wrong with him, poor sad Momma!!



This is a picture of BearBear. Momma has had hims for 22 years. Today Momma decided to give BearBear a bath in the spinny machine. She has dones this lots of times before. Buts this times, BearBear xplodeded!! All his inner guts was all over the other laundry ands not insides him where it was suppose to be. Now he is flats like a pancake and Momma doesn'ts know yet what to do. She thinks she should gets him new guts and try to fix his ruptured side. Buts she isn't too goods with the sewings, so she's gots to thinks about it. Poor BearBear, don'ts feel bad...Mommas gonna figures it our eventuallys.

Sept 19, 2007

We is sooo very busy busy busy!



We don'ts even have time for a post todays. But we will do a reel posted tomorrows, and we wills doo all of our visitings and catchings up with you all tomorrow.

Sept. 17, 2007

Who is this? I wonder.



This kitty was abandoneded by some bad beans. Abouts a little over a year ago, he was a cute kittens and he lived in a house downs the street from Momma. One day, his owners packed up. They didn't looks too much for their outdoor kitty, cause he was stayings in the neighboorhood and if theyd looked they wood have seen him. Now he lives in the forest behinds the houses. He knows ours Momma is a sucker for kitties and she alreadys feeds ones that aren't hers. So he knows she won't chase him off. He comes everdays and eats with Momma's other kitties.

Momma was feedings the kitties in the fronts of the house, but the local doggies were coming everyday and eatings too much of the food...so she sets it up now on the porch. The railings are too narrows for a doggie to gets through...but the kitties can fit just fines or they cans jump over the railings. Momma sets up the food right in fronts of the glass door so we cans watch the kitties and we really likes that. We isn't jealous, we likes to play games with them throughs the glass. Momma also thinks this adandonded meezer mights be my daddy. We has the same spot of whites on our nose and we kindas look similiar, I guessed its possible he could be. Though he is mostly browns and I is mostlys in the grey spectums.

Sept. 15, 2007

Hunter really enjoys his Gizzy Quilt!



We talks with our newest bests friend and her momma said it was a-ok to tells you who she is! She is Poppy Q!! She ands her momma is the one that sents us that great lookings Gizzy Quilt! We loves her sooo much for beings such a greats kitty and persons! Pop into her bloggie and say hi's to her!! You'll really like hers onces you meet her!!


I have been tagged by the Mighty Yao-Lin for a Meme: Seven Things About Me!
The guidelines for this tag:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules
2. Write some facts about yourself: some random, some weird, some just plain fun.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them)
4. Let those 7 people know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.

The challenge is to keep it interesting without making the reader think “Um, too much information…”

1. We has never dones a meme before! This bloggie has been passed from bean to kitty for well overs a year, and somehows we hasn't never done a meme before!

2. I, Napoleon, controls most of what happens. Here in the bloggie and in the house!

3. Momma says I has to share, I do not agree. I is a mighty Meezer! I see somethings, it is mine. I see my brofur, Hunter, playings with something...it is mine. I see momma nibbling on something, it is mine. I finks you see the pattern.

4. I has never potty outsides the litterbox even ons the first days here! However, I have helped to teach Belle, my sisfur, how to go potty in the box...but leave special "drops" all over the places. This is fun for us kitties, and good punishments for our momma whens she leaves us alone too much.

5. I has a teeny tiny kinks in my tail! You cants see it, but if you is pettings me you can feel its.

6. I gets red eye, even whens there is no camera. I practices in the mirrors all day just so I can freak outs my momma. I am startings to practice laser eyes next, but nots having any successes yet.

7. I plan to join up with all my meezer brethern all overs the world soon. We shall enslaves the human race and makes them serve us fresh tunas and tempytasiuns all the time. We haven'ts set a date yet for our rebellions but we is totally gonna works on it as soon as we finish destroyings your houses when you isn't looking.

The kitties we wants to tag:
Poppy Q of course!
The Kitties over at 40 Paws
Luxor the whitest of boys
Tara Princess Meezer but she alreadys got tagged.
We thinks we only has 3 that hasn't been tagged...buts that hard enough to finds, if we didn't tag you and you hasn't already dones this...then we tags you now! Your IT!!

Late night dance

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Sept 14, 2007

This is just going to be a picture of me, right??


Hi everybodys!! Just incase you missed me divebombings all your bloggies to brags about it...I, Napoleon, was the Daily Kitten yesterdays (9-13-07)! Did you know, we hads about 2200 visitors in one day????? Thats a freakin amazing! Its too bads I didn'ts have more warnings I was gonna be featured or I would have sets up my world dominations plan. Think of that 2200 new minions to spread my cuteness arounds the world!! Sigh its ok...Momma has been workings really really hards lately tryings to get a super cute photo of me for Cute Overload. I feels that with the super popularity of that website...if I could gets on there, I woulds have the world dominations in my little paws!! And I isn't sharing with my brofur or my sistur!!!

I has lots to talk about this week...and I didn'ts get around to all of it...so look for another saturday special post tomorrow. Wowwies you all is so lucky, you got two extra doses of me in one week!!!!

Sept 13, 2007

We can'ts believe it!!!!


Our wonderfully cute self is on the Daily Kitten website!
As you can tells, I need to sleep lots so I can be all ready for my adoring public! Oh yes, I is the cutest kitten in the land...well, at least for todays! Meow!
Look for my normally scheduled blog post tomorrow...I just had to butt in to tell everyone!!! YEAH ME!! I is going to rule the world one day, and I have to start my cute powered conquest one website at a time...My brother,Hunter, is helping me already, he was Kat's Kat of the Day sometime in the month ofJune.
Our next plan of attack involves an adorable picture....we must creates one sooo overwhelmingly cute thats we gets on momma's second favorite site Cute Overload Onces we gets on that site, theres will be no stopping us! mwaaahaaahaaa!!!

Sept. 12, 2007

Not my kitties...but close to what they do when the stinky goodness comes!!


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Sept. 10, 2007

Going nuts for our Holiday Gizzy Quilt!



This blur you sees is Hunter going nutty for his Gizzy Quilt made by the lady at Darling Millie's blog . Our momma is suffering a deficiet of the green papers, but a lovely fellow kitty blogger chose to send us this wonderful quilt!! We was so surprised and happy!!! We isn't gonna posted her name, till we asks her if its ok first. But she knows how happys we is and how wonderfuls we and our momma thinks she is!!!

Alsos we wanted to takes a minutes here and tell each and every person and kitty thanks for the greats comments and supports you gave our momma for her story writting! We knows momma loved hers time on the computer and the writings, and we may let her have access to the computers again sometimes, if we needs her help wif another story. :)

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 3

What the human's saw while HRH Yao-lin was away!!

Please scroll down to Sept.7, 2007 Part 1 for the beginning of this tale.

HRH Yao-lin had left a path of destruction back at his palace, and his smelly little brother Baby Mao was helpless to deny he was the source. It wasn't Mao's fault he couldn't stop from playing with the toilet paper his brother had conveniently left trailing right to him! After all, he too was a meezer with a passion for all things destructive and devious.
So while Mao played with the evidence, HRH Yao-lin was secretly stealing down the road. He knew his mission to find his forgotten Meezer Princess was a difficult one, but he was beginning to remember more about her. She was a creature of unparallelled beauty and great fashion sense. Yao-lin had recovered the one picture of her from his naughty thieving brother. And he could not stop thinking of her now.


Behold the seductively mysterious Meezer Princess !

Yao-lin's great mind began remembering more as he silently paraded past lesser beings some furry, some feathered, and some untrained humans who attempted to pet him. He quickly showed these ones all of his mighty claws and dashed past them before they could prevent him from finding his beloved Meezer Princess.
Yao-lin knew she was here somewhere on the Island of Wight. At one time, they had been destined to be together..but a little nip had gone a long way to banishing her from his thoughts. But no more! Now was the time to find his great love!
HRH Yao-lin was starting to wonder though if all this tromping through uncouth sections of the city was worth the trouble. There were so many untrained humans attempting to get in his way, and there was only so many hands and arms one royal kitty could scratch in one day! Just as his determination began to give way to thoughts of returning to his warm, comfortable, safe palace Yao-lin spotted her!! There was the glorious Meezer Princess!! And now he remembered her name! Royal Princess Jinxi! Oh the beautiful sounds of her name leapt from his mouth as he yowled outside her palace! She was sitting in the windowsill, looking down her regal nose at him when a joyful expression creeped over her fine furry face.
Her Royal Princess Jinxi meowled out loud " Get your very late royal tush in here, I've got some all natural fat free organic yogurt and I don't know if I can eat it all myself."
HRH Yao-lin didn't need a second invitation, but he realised something at that moment as he stopped to groom himself before entering her royal presence. His evil human slaves had given him the hooha ectomy surgery long ago!! Oh the shame! This was why he hadn't gotten around to begatting any royal heirs...those humans had stopped that!
Ahhh, but love knows no rythm or reason...and a cuddle with a lovely Meezer Princess such as Jinxi was just as wonderful or even better then having a bunch of mewling little heirs running around. So HRH Yao-lin sauntered up the walkway and into her palace, informing her human that she needed to tell his human where he was. This human was not use to HRH Yao-lin's speech...but enough yowlings and a little claw action got the point across. And Yao-lin and Jinxi cuddled until his human came to retrieve him. He would never forget her now, nor how to get to her when his royalness needed a little snuggling.

THE END

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 2

Thinking of his missing Meezer Princess



Please scroll down to the post labeled Sept. 7 2007 part 1 to read the first part of this story.

HRH Yao-lin had thought long and hard about how to punish his humans. He began a path of destruction unheard of in its creativity and completeness throughout the palace. The stunned expressions and woeful hearts that his humans carried with them were only the beginning, for there was also a stinky surprise outside of the royal litterbox, and it was carefully covered by the scratching motions that pulled the bathroom rug out of the bathroom and over the top of the stinkyness!! Mwaaahaaaa! The shredded toilet paper path that lead from the bathroom to the stinky mess extended down the hallway and Yao-lin decided to get back at Baby Mao at the same time, so he carefully let the trail end at Mao's favorite napping spot! Teach him to steal HRH's things!!!
HRH Yao-lin sauntered off secure in the knowledge that his punishments for his humans and his brother was complete, for today. However, that left him still saddened by the knowledge that his perfect glorious Meezer Princess was out there, lost and all alone. How could she have survived without his brilliant plots and plans, his creative control over humans? Maybe she had been forced to think that she -The Royal Meezer Princess- was *gasp* a lowly pet?!!
Oh the whoas and moans that fell down around HRH Yao-lin as his humans discovered each of his carefully chosen punishments could not distract him from his sadness at losing his beautiful MP. He had already sent out a letter, he had found her picture, but he was still no closer to finding her.
So with heavy heart Yao-lin decided to forgo his pampered life and step outdoors. The sights,sounds,and smells were slightly familiar as he had taken some small strolls around his royal gardens before, however this was not to be a leisurely romp through the flowers. No, it was time to put all his incredible smarts into finding his lost Meezer Princess. HRH Yao-lin put his sleek body into motion and gracefully leaped the fence that the stupid humans had thought would keep him contained. His powerful paws barely touched the top of the fence as he bounced off and down to the cement outside his palace.

Will write and post more later in the day....stay tooned for the exciting conclusion to HRH Yao-lin's story.

Sept. 7, 2007 Part 1

Bow Down to His Royal Highness Yao-lin!



Today's blog is written in story format by the Momma in honor of HRH Yao-lin

Once in a land not too distant from here, there was a fine young meezer male named Yao-lin. He was the last in a long line of Royal Meezers, but he didn't intend to end his royal line. Somewhere along the way he had lost his Princess and Yao-lin awoke one lazy afternoon to the sudden realization he had put off his search for Her Royalness for far too long.
His Royal Highness decided to send out a message far and wide in the hopes of hearing from his lost Princess.
" To all cats of royal and lesser birth, (the letter said)
There comes a time in a Royal Cat's life when he realises he needs to stop sniffing the roses or the nip so much, and get down to the business of begatting a heir. I know I had a royal Princess, but somehow I misplaced her. I think that its the fault of the human slaves, but they aren't owning up to their responsibilities in this matter.
Therefore I will offer a reward for news that leads to my beautiful Princess, one hundred pounds of international high grade nip.
Signed, Your King and Mighty Ruler Yao-lin"

Once the letter hit the internet there was much interest, but sadly no one could come forward with true facts about the missing Royal Princess. Infact, HRH Yao-lin wasn't too sure about his memory and started digging around his own royal house for information.
He was startled to come upon a picture of his royal bride to be, but the picture was in his brother's hideyhole! Obviously Baby Mao didn't know that Yao-lin knew all of Mao's hiding spots!!! Oh the hissing started right away, but Mao told his brother he knew nothing of the Princess, infact, he had found the picture of the beautiful Meezer Princess in the human slaves possesion and had stolen it because he was half in love with her, just from the picture!
Yao-lin decided to accept that for now, but he had much to think about. HRH had to come up with a way to punish the humans for hiding his beloved's picture. Those lowly humans were the reason he had forgotten about her for so long! What if something had happened to her while he was nipped out, passing the days away in a nip-fog??

I (the Momma) am having such a great time writing this, that I will post this now, and think up the next segement to post later in the day, hope you all enjoy it so far!!

Sept 5, 2007

Momma looked all over before she found us!


ummm We're totally innocent, not kanoodling!!!!



These are pictures of me and Belle snuggling. Momma has a big blue laundry hamper that she puts all the clothes she doesn't wear or doesn'ts like and when the hamper is all fulls, she donates it. We finks its a great hideout!!
Todays Mini Meezer rule: When your beans are away, destroy destroy destroy! Mwahahaha!!!!!
Nows, on to our Noncontest Contest winner! The winner is
HRH Yao-Lin as he came up with many things fors us to do while momma was away. Infact, we's likeded the ideas so much that we actually dids alot of them!
First we decideded that even though we have always ignored the toilet paper before, now would be a greats time to unroll the entire thing all over the bathroom! Thens we decided to track litter everywhere...on momma's bedspread, on her pillow, all over the house! hehehe Finally we decided to rearranged the rugs and then as an after thoughts we pulled one of the parts of the blinds off. This blinds if for the sliding glass door ands each one is on a seperates plastic connector...so we just selecteded one at random ands pulled. It gave in eventually and tumbled down! And the bested parts is that its plasticy connector is broken now and she can'ts put it back ups ever!yippie!!! We ares the rulers of this place and obviously momma hasn't truely understood this before, but we are well on ours way to training her.
Also to adds extra punishments to momma, when she got homes the firsted things she did was start cleanings our litterbox. So when momma was cleaning one of them, Belle raned into the other one and started a stinky one. Thens, she got too excited and didn't burrys it..instead she gots it stuck on her foot! She jumps out of the box and flings poo on the walls and floors before runnings across the carpet leaving stinky fun alongs the way. This was especially fun for momma who still had to puts grocerys away, clean the other litterbox, remake her bed,rewash her bedspread and pillow, put dirty clothes in the wash, refill our water dishes, try to fix the blinds, put the rugs back in the right parts of the house, throw away all the shredded toilet paper, and now start cleaning the poo from the walls,floors, and carpet at 9 o clock at night. Oh yeahs, and she hads to pet us cause we was all yowling and gettings in her way till she obeyed!

Tuesday DanceOff!

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Sept. 1, 2007

My super special post!

Momma was gone forever and a day its seems likes she is always going away. I haven't figured outs yet how to punish her, so I is starting a non-contest contest...hehe. I don'ts have no green papers to give out prizes, but the kitty or bean who gives us the bestest idea how to creatively punish momma for her absences will get a special blog post written by us about you! We will turn our blog it a online types newspaper and make a story all abouts you...so get thinking, and write in the comments section a good idea to mess with our momma. You have until Sept. 3rd to put in your ideas, and on the fourth I wills pick the winner and then later that week I wills write the special story! So get working!!

August 27, 2007

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS

Momma forgot to tell ewes all on fridays that she would be gone for a week. She will return on the 3rd or 4th and I will hafs a special post. She plans on stopping in at home on Tuesday and Friday, to clean our litterboxes and maybe even bring us another new one, litterbox, not kitty! Momma says I hafs to practices my spellings cause fridays post was just awful grammers and spellings. Sigh. I will try and then I will be back when she gets home agains.

August 24, 2007

This is me on my first day here


And this is me today!



I told momma to take a photo of me todays, so ewe could see how growed up I is getting. If ewe looks real careful on my first day heres, ewe can see my face markings are barely even there! Ewes can see the white patch on my cheek and chin, but the rests has been getting darker as I gets older. I still has the teeny tiny kink in my tail, but I fink as my tail gets longer I might out grown the kink? Momma doesn't know, so shes nose help to mes today. Have a happy weekend and stay safes all you beans and critters, sees ewe on moonday.

A flower for friday enjoyment....

August 22, 2007

A trio of kitties.


Momma almost forgot what day it was, she wasn't gonna let me into the computer room so I could do my blogging!

Well, as you can tell from this photo my new sister and I are doing ok. Hunter is as always, just relaxing and not careing who moves into our house. Sigh! Momma thinks that the little intruder might be my actual biological sister? She says that the people who she got me from had 5-6 kittens and 2 others where like me and a couple were black or maybe black and white. I'm not sure...I was pretty little. Either way, I certainly do not remember intruder girl.

Momma says I need to stop calling her "the intruder" and start calling her by her name, Belle. But I thinks thats a fru-fru name. I like Hissy-Face or Intruder much better. Or I could call her Nutty the intruder girl...oh fine mom, Belle is her name...geesh.

Anyway, Belle is a real nutty girl. When the red dot maker comes out to play, Hunter goes afters it like he's gonna catch and put the bitey on the dot. He runs over any kitty or thing in his path too! I only like to play with it if Hunter isn't chasing it. He goes flat out like a herd of elephants! Serious! You can hear him running up and down the hallway even ifs you is outside! I likes to watch the red dot, and slowly gets ready to pounce when it gets close enough. Hunter barrels around after it, over every inch of the house. Now, Belle, is just like Hunter! She goes all nutty and its really funnys to watch her. She just goes flat outs and trys so hard to catch that dot. Its kinda sad, buts none of us has ever caughts the red dot. Whats up with that? Is it a magic dot??? I demand the right to pounce and catchs it and put the bitey on it!!

August 20, 2007

Big Brother is a great comfort.

Not sure if I've run this picture before, but I love it cause they look so cute together! This is from the first week or so when Napoleon joined our family.

Well, lots is happening here. The girl intruder is making her presence felt. She stinkies up the potty room alot, cause some reason she doesn't bury....ewwww!!!! Wes gots to teach that girl!
Momma is getting crushed now at bedtimes. I can't waits till we is all full grown. Theres no way shes gonna be able to move then! Momma sleeps on her side, and when we all hears her going to bed, we thunder down the hall way and jumps on top! Hunter likes to curl up on her hip, and I likes to curl up on her shoulder sos I can stuff my nose in her ear and purrrrrr real louds! Girl intruder hasn't found her spot yets. But she mainly shoves herself right up near Momma's face and smooshed down next to the teddy bear. The intruder purrs real loud, and I is purring real loud and Momma can'ts get to sleep...hehehe. We probably spend about 20 minutes getting all our purrs in before we finally drop off to sleep...course thats about the time momma gets uncomfortable and tryings to roll over. Well then we has to get woked up and we all have to rearranges our selves. And wake up time is a repeat...its so much fun when Momma sleeps at home!

August 18, 2007

Momma wanted to share this site with you all, cause its got a picture of a kitty that looks alot like me, and has my same name!!!!

http://www.dailykitten.com/archives/1242-napolean.html

August 17, 2007

A blurry photo


Momma came home briefly to clean the litterboxes, whooo glad she did!! With the new intruder here, its a stinky place in just 2 days! Momma uploaded a blurry photo, but wanted to snap a quick one to show me and the intruder are getting along just fine now. After I stopped hissing at her, she stopped hissing at me...and well Hunter just never cared either way. He's a real push over, which is I guess is good for me, cause I was the invader a few months ago, lol. Anyway,this female intruder is gonna get a name real soon, momma seems dead set on keeping hers or at least keeping her till she finds her a good forever home, so no more of the little intruder being outside. She even broughts flea stuff home on her special stop over. Now we all stink, but at least the fleas should be deads when momma comes home on Sunday. The girly is a real sly one, everytime Momma comes home or near her or anything...the intruder runs up to her meowing and beggin to be petted and cuddled. Momma is making sure to spread the loves around, but I'm keeping my eye on this tuxie girly intruder.

August 15, 2007

Play/sleep/play


My mini-meezer rule: Sleep during the day often so you have enough energy to play kitty-sprints-across-momma at 3 am.


This is momma's Blog Anniversery! Here is the link to her very first post!

http://petspics.blogspot.com/2006/08/this-is-first-post.html

The momma lady is stealing most of the the blog today.


Alot has changed since I first started blogging. Of the pets I had last year, Empress Tao and Ceasar are the only ones who are still with me. I've had Empress Tao for 4 years now, and Ceasar for 3.

Cody, the pomeranian, found a forever home but then ran away twice. The first time his family was able to get him back after a visit to the humane shelter but the second time could not find him despite searching for an extensive time.

Rajjah, was born and raised here. But due to an evil neighbors dog was lost in the woods and never returned.

MeiLin hurt her leg very badly and desperately needed very expensive surgery. I wasn't able to pay for it and was considering putting her to sleep to end her suffering. At the last possible minute, the vet arrainged for MeiLin to get the surgery...but I had to agree to sign her over. It was a difficult time for me, but I knew that I would rather MeiLin have life, even if I could no longer be a part of it. She made it through surgery and got a new forever home. I miss her very much and look back at my photos of her. It seems very surprising to me that she was with me for less then a year as she had made such a huge impact on my heart.

MeiLin's companion, Cashmere Hunter Growlypants, is still with me and is adjusting to life with his new little brother Napoleon. Both of my boys are concerned about my intentions to open my home to a new invader. I have a big heart when it comes to pets, and if I won the lottery I would build a house with a ton of rooms so I could adopt all the kitties in need. But for now, I have to really look at the financial impact of adding another kitty. For sure Napoleon needs his shots and his upcoming neuter. A girl kitty's operation always costs more, and she would have to have her shots too I'm sure. 5 kitties isn't too many, right?

I, Napoleon, am taking back this bloggie right now!
I think 5 kitties is too many!! Momma let the intruder back in the house again. She is a pretty girl, but I hiss at her alot especially when I see MY momma cuddling her. Last year momma thought having 4 kitties would be financially hard, but she got over that when she got her little raise. I'm trying to tell her that the green papers aren't endless, but she don't listen. I still want a kitty hammock, waaaaaay more then I wants an annoying little hissy sister.

Momma has to go away again till sunday, but says she might post something while she is away, of the kittens that live at Grandma's and Great's house. Those kittens are not coming home with her, I hope.

August 13, 2007

Who is this??


I could nots believe my eyes! Momma let another kitty into our house?? Who is this little tuxie girl and why is she on MY bed?? I growled and hissed alot! Hunter didn't seem to mind that there was an intruder! I can't believe how easy going he is. Geesh! Thats why I is in charge of this place. I rule the house and momma better not forget! Momma said maybe in a year I would get a sister...I knows that she said that. But right now? I don't know about that!
Momma says someone lost this girl kitty. I says good, let her stay lost! I do not want a sister yet, she will steal the best sleeping spots and she purrs too loudly. Momma says, she put an ad on craigslist and will see if anyone claims her. Right now this kitty is an outdoor kitty, she is hanging around and if no one calls to say this is theirs, momma thinks she is gonna bring her inside with us. Ummmm,momma, you knows I adore you...but I also rule this house with an iron paw. I makes the rules, and I'm makings the rule of no girl kitties allowed!!

August 10, 2007

Feeling Fine Feline Friday



Momma had to drag the rug sucking monster out today, so she put her pretty rug on the back of the chair. My brother, Hunter, thought that it was a perfect addition to his favorite perch. He was not very happy when momma put it back on the floor. But at the moment of this pic, he was definetly feeling fine.

Thanks to all who helped me with my upcoming anxiety about the hoo haa ectomy. I don't know about this "vet" person who makes momma bring you to him in a personal prison box. I think he's got some evil mastermind plan. I shall have to plot and plan about this alot as I still have 2 more months. I am enjoying my manly bits while I have them, even if there isn't any lady cats in the house to enjoy them with.

August 8, 2007

Wacky Wednesday


This is Kittens, yeah thats his name...lol. The relationship is kinda of hard to figures out but I'll try to explains it. My momma had a brother, he had a daughter who is named Tehya. She is 10, I thinks. Tehya loves animals and her first word was "kiki". We thinks that meant kitty. Anyway, Tehya's mom is going through a tough time right now and so Tehya is living with her other aunty and Kittens is living with Grandma and Great. So Kittens is related to us somehows, but me and Hunter is too confused to figure it outs.
The reason he is named Kittens? Well, when his momma Tehya picked him out he was just a kitten. And she was only 5 years old...so she just kept calling him Kittens, and thats how he gots his name. My momma and Grandma helped pay for him to gets his shots and his hoo haa ectomy. I'm sure Kittens was wishing they wasn't quite so generous...lol.

Momma says I gots to get one of them 'perations soon. I don't want a hoo haa ectomy. I'm pretty sure I know what that means, and I'm pretty sure thats I am attached to my little manly bits. I think momma says 2 more months. Maybe she'll get oldtimers and forgets?? I have to go and lick my little manly bits now to reassure myself they is still there...chat with you all on friday!!

August 6, 2007

I'm ready for my close up!!



Momma came back from her trip. She is exhausted as the plane trip was suppose to be over at 1 pm, but she got a call in the early morning telling her that her mother's plane wasn't coming in till 6pm. Which meant a much later coming home time. We was not amused by this. She only came out twice to pet us the whole time she was gone on her trip. We did get our way though...she bought batteries for the red dot maker!! Now we can run up and down the hallways like a thundering herd of kitties!! And when she is reluctant to play that game with us, we happen to knows where she keeps the red dot maker and we sit below it and meow, alot!
My brother, Hunter, may not be a real meezer, but he's getting the attitude just right with a little help from me! hehehe. Soon momma will sleep and we shall creep into the bedroom to resume our second favorite pasttime....sprinting across momma. It should be an olympic game!!

August 3, 2007

This is Kittens

This is Murphy


They are my mom's cats. They have been keeping me company while I take care of my grandmother at my mother's house. I have been able to stop in 2 times to change litterboxes and refill waterdishes. My kitties may have something to say when I get home...lol.

July 27, 2007

Feeling Fine Friday



Momma had to mess with this pic because of something called red eye, I don't know what that means...but I think my eyes look funny now. Oh well, at least I get to be the feeling fine feline this week. Momma says she's gonna try and get a pic of each of us kitties looking like we are chillin or feeling fine and spotlight each one on a different friday. Apparently no one has mentioned my royal heritage to her recently. I am after all, Emperor Napoleon!! I think that means I outrank my brother Ceasar, and my sister Empress Tao and of course my other brother Hunter...he doesn't have a royal name at all!! Henceforth, I should always be first in everything...even if I am the last kitty on the scene.
Momma's leaving on Saturday afternoon for her trip, and I haven't figured out if she's gonna let me type something real quick on those inbetween check-ups. She says she barely has time to empty the litterbox. I say, Momma you better bring me some good nip and treats and toys and let me have unlimited access to the so called forbidden room. I'ms tired of only gettings to blog, I wants to surf the net and find me an all royal girl kitty site to find my future love, I'm growing up fast you know! And I wants temptations and lots and lots of endless pettings when you get back...then maybes I'll forgive you.